Vice-Chancellor

Lying, two-faced, duplicitous cunt who is the chief executive of a British university.

The Vice-Chancellor argued to the government that students should be charged tuition fees in order to pay academic staff an appropriate salary, but then, when the fees arrived and the academic staff asked for a pay rise, he discovered that academic staff were actually very well paid indeed and in any case all the new money had already been spent, so academic staff could just go fuck themselves, while he awarded himself a 25% pay rise in recognition of his own outstanding talents.

by Happy lemming September 3, 2008

When you get a chance

Nice way of telling someone you want something done NOW.

Person 1: Hey, when you get a chance, can you do the dishes.

Person 2: Yeah, but I don't think I'll have a chance until next week.

by Eudaimonia February 23, 2011

chance

is a loving friend anyone can have. he is so caring for his siblings. love all the people around him no matter what, he is always their for you even when he been hurt

sara: is that chance he is so loving

brady: ya , he is so nice to everyone

by singlebabygirl June 4, 2018

Chancelling

verb.

Big decision making and day-to-day actions taken by a university president known as chancellor.

“Bill is chancelling the heck out of our college.”
“I’ll try to chancell with love.”

by gluumgloriousgluum November 24, 2018

Chanceuka

The amalgamation of a real person, (usually a friend or relative,) and an anime character from any animation or manga.

Person 1-"Dude I drew a Chanceuka of Fred."
Person 2-"That is horrifying... Yet intriguing."

by DoriDOOM April 5, 2019

Crackhead chances

Actions or decisions that are predicated of both a person and an undertaking and implies a willingness to accept extrodinarily high risks with minimal gain or chance of successful outcome. This can also mean taking a chance on trusting a someone who is proven untrustworthy and therefore by association you are considered a crackhead for lack of good judgement.

Amy is always taking crackhead chances. Yesterday she lent her Maybach to her broke dopefiend cousin Dave so that he could take a trip to New Jersey. She hasn't heard from him since. You know that she will never see that car again.

by awsasin July 28, 2011

Any chance...

Fucked up way of asking someone to do something for them regardless of how much of a pain in the ass they are being. Usually because they are too lazy to do it themselves.

Darrell--Any chance...you could get me a bottle of water?

Billseph--No

by Ftedward Finkel December 31, 2020