Chili Dog 

When someone vomits on a penis while giving head,

Whether they were drunk or have a sensitive gag reflex.

“Your mom gave me the biggest chili dog last night after drinking two Kahula n coffee’s”

Chili Dog by Tittywanker August 3, 2023

Chili Dog

In gay sex, when you pull your cock, covered in shit, out of another man’s ass.

Hey, Pete Buttigieg, eat my chili dog!!

Chili Dog by TheGayWordsmith June 3, 2026

chili-dog

to shit on mates chest and tittie fuck her

my girl dried out so i gave her a chili-dog instead

chili-dog by Sam Ellington August 20, 2006

Chili-Dog

The act of wiping your weiner between a woman's ass cheeks after pulling out of her ass to clean your penis off.

Once Opo finished climaxing, he promptly pulled out of the prostitute's ass and cleaned his penis off between her butt cheeks. Upon examining his artwork, he was suddenly struck by a yearning for a "chili-dog".

Chili-Dog by Sabreraider April 19, 2024

Chili-Dog

The act of wiping your penis between a woman's ass cheeks after pulling out of her ass to clean it off.

Once Opo finished climaxing, he promptly pulled out of the prostitute's ass and cleaned his penis off between her butt cheeks. Upon examining his artwork, he was suddenly struck by a yearning for a "chili-dog".

Chili-Dog by Sabreraider April 19, 2024

chili dog surprise

When a couple is doing a sixty-nine and the man squeezes his legs together tightly and forces a lumpy dump through the front of his legs and it pushes past your balls into the face of the chick.

Girl thinking: I think I'm gonna make him cum.
Guy Squeezes
Girl: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
Guy:It's the chili dog surprise!

Then he yells "SURPRISE"

chili dog surprise by penh June 6, 2009

chili dog massacre 

the horror found inside a toilet that has been used by someone who has eaten too many chili dogs or other such carnival foods.

Dont Go In There! It's A Friggin Chili Dog Massacre!

chili dog massacre by irvinesucks August 31, 2007