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children by koroteki69 November 23, 2021
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Detective- Maybe, if we get enough children, we can finally catch Michael Jackson once and for all!
Random Officer- But sir, Michael Jackson has been dead for years now.
Detective- So we get more children to lure his ghost in!
Random Officer 1- Are you fuckin’ nuts or what
Random Officer- But sir, Michael Jackson has been dead for years now.
Detective- So we get more children to lure his ghost in!
Random Officer 1- Are you fuckin’ nuts or what
Children
Tiny humans that u have to give all ur attention to for nothing in return and have to act like the world is all unicorns and dragons n shit
Person:u want some lucky charms?
Child: nO! u cAn’T eAt tHe pReTty uNiCoRnS 🦄 tHeiR iN dAnGeR!
Person:…right how could I forgetttt…hehe
Person: I’ll take the unicorns out then..
Child:bUt the pReTty rAiNbOw 🌈
Person:*sigh* …children…
Child: nO! u cAn’T eAt tHe pReTty uNiCoRnS 🦄 tHeiR iN dAnGeR!
Person:…right how could I forgetttt…hehe
Person: I’ll take the unicorns out then..
Child:bUt the pReTty rAiNbOw 🌈
Person:*sigh* …children…
Children by ᗴᗩᖇTᕼY-ᕼᑌᗰᗩᑎ January 5, 2022
Children
Small hell spawns that spit, cough, and yell when you don't get them the orange juice they want for their lunch, that's why they mostly end up at an orphanage.
"I'm going to send them to an orphanage if the children keep breathing."
"I think you have problems."
"I think you have problems."
Children by M0th3r's-M0nt3r March 7, 2022
Children
I don't want any children