Going Chernobyl

Something that gets real hot real quick.

Dam, my phone is going Chernobyl on my leg, feel this thing.

by BiffSplash July 24, 2016

Chernobyl Poptart

This act of charity requires 5 partners. The 1st partner will siphon semen from the genitals of the 2nd. The 2nd partner will then swallow the semen and allow it to digest, many hours later once the semen has left the body in the form of feces, the 3rd partner will swallow the feces and then force themselves to vomit it back into the rectum of the 4th partner

I got Chernobyl Poptarted last night, and now there are stains on the carpet

by Porcelain Street Gang October 11, 2020

Chernobylized

When something is so burnt that it looks as if it’s been hit with 50,000 sieverts of radiation..it looks like your mom..

Your mom Chernobylized the lasagna because she can’t cook.

My baking sheet is Chernobylized.

by Drop Like a Kennedy January 11, 2024

Dropping a Chernobyl

Taking a prolonged, smelly shit while someone is sitting in a Sauna that is in close proximity

Lucas was scarred for life when he witnessed Ethan dropping a Chernobyl

by Ethanu February 9, 2020

Chernobyl Summerwear

Clothes worn in a contaminated area, usually consisting of NBC gear and a gasmask. So named for its prevalence in the game S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl.

Pyotr was often seen in Chernobyl Summerwear when he played airsoft.

by Grafsburg May 14, 2011

Chernobyl Grey

A symptom, brought about by malnutrition and general unhealthiness, which leads to a skin pigmentation not distinct to the colour of the landscape after a nuclear disaster.

Due to the student's inability to look after himself, after 3 years his skin had turned Chernobyl grey

by rower11 September 1, 2017

chernobyl gas mask

When a lady sits on there lovers face and queefs directly into there lovers throat.

Woman: Wanna try a Chernobyl gas mask?
Man: I would love for you to queef directly into my throat.

by jmgmh June 12, 2016