Chelsea from LCC

The best person who has ever lived on planet Earth. Everything about her will leave you stunned. She is caring, kind, beautiful, just the perfect amount shy and can always make you happy. She is the smartest person on Earth, and she knows the time to use it. She always holds her friends close. Anyone who comes into contact with her will be enjoyed and if anyone gets to be in a relationship with her is a lucky person. FYI: I miss you

Chelsea from LCC is the best person on Earth.

by You know who I am. @ml365.5 August 26, 2019

Chelshit

A derogatory name given to Chelsea Fc who are based in London England.

once again chelshit have done nothing in the match but park the bus

by Muso kaso May 20, 2018

Chelsea Smile

A torturing term used all around the world but originating in Chelsea. The victim's hands are tied or held and the sides of there mouth are cut slightly breaking the strong lip structure. The victim is then kicked very hard in the nuts or in the case of a woman a leg is broken and as the victim screams the cuts rip creating the Chelsea Smile.

That (cunts) been sleeping with my wife, give him a Chelsea Smile.

by James Spencer June 15, 2005

Chelsey

A worldly female, defined by her sense of individuality and style.

"Wow, that Chelsey really knows what she's talking about!"

by schmittty December 30, 2007

Chelsea Grin

A form of torture.

Typically, two one inch incisions are made at the corners of the victim's mouth. Then the victim is tortured causing them to scream. This tears the flesh along the sides of the mouth, leaving a "grin".

Can alternatively be called a Glasgow Smile .

Heath Ledger's Joker has a Chelsea Grin.

Ichi the Killer has a Chelsea Grin.

by dirtybird4t46345222 October 19, 2008

Chesapeake Firecracker

When you are receiving fellatio from a female, and she does a little blowfish with her cheeks, you then smash her cheeks together with both hands simultaneously, expelling the air rapidly.

If seminal fluid makes it way back out of the oral cavity onto the lower abdomen, that would be referred to as the Chesapeake Firecracker w/old bay.

- "Why is your lip bleeding?"
- " Chesapeake firecracker..."

- "What's all over your stomach?"
- " Old Bay..."

by Champion Sports Bar August 24, 2012

chelesa

pretty, smart, and not very funny but u always need to laugh at her jokes because she's a kind hearted person who finds the best in everything

wish i had a friend like chelesa!!

by felicity annie February 6, 2017