Chelsea Handler Syndrome

A situation when someone physically appears to be older than s/he really is. For example, Chelsea Handler appears to be at least 44, but in reality, she's only 34.

X: Man, the past 10 yrs since graduation have been rough on Kate.
Y: Yeah, considering we are only 28 and she looks 40. Classic case of Chelsea Handler Syndrome if I've ever seen it!

by Pippenstock October 9, 2009

chely

An amazing and beautiful woman, very rare to find but who ever dates a chely may be one of the luckiest men in the world.

Man i wish i had a chely like he does

by accepthisorikillu October 14, 2009

Chelwood

A Chelwood is a rare species of the indigenous ape family. These primates traditionally have very small genitals and are known to commonly scratch, not their genitals, but rather the forefront of their most likely hair covered chest. It is a common known fact that one may contract Swetmanitis by coming in contact with a Chelwood’s testicular region. This disease affects a few number of people per year due to the fact that Chelwoods are rarely seen naked. But if one should come across an unclothed Chelwood it is best to make much noise so as to frighten the Chelwood into retreat. If this is ineffective, then the next course of action should be to run in the opposite direction while screaming, “Damnit Chelwood!”

"Damnit Chelwood!!!" -everyone

by Rufus Cogburn December 10, 2006

chellp

A prolonged suspense that ultimately leads to a disappointment.

Man, that concert we bought tickets for last year was such a chellp!

by d773H) August 8, 2020

chelbeigh

A Chelbeigh is a great friend if you take the time to know her. She may be shy at first, but when you get her out of her shell, you'll see that she's the funniest person you know. She radiates laughter and brightens up a room. You have to be careful though because she'll laugh at your joke even if she doesn't think it's that funny because she loves to support her friends. She's passionate, intelligent, and always there for her friends when they need to talk. She is someone that you can trust more than your family. She'll take your secrets to her grave. She can sometimes be dramatic, but everyone needs to have a least one flaw. When you find a Chelbeigh don't lose her because she is one of a kind.

person one: "Wow! that Chelbeigh is really something else."
person two: "I'm so glad I spent the time to get to know Chelbeigh! She's hilarious!"

by peeweekittycorpse April 6, 2021

Chelonald

A mixture of Chelanne and daddy Donald (Trump). Doesn't want to get into politics yet talks politics all the time and will assign a crap ton of work not knowing we have lives.

Pickle Rick: Did you do that work for Chelonald?
Totus: Hell no, Chelonald needs to CHILL!!!

by Echo_Echo54 November 5, 2018

chelsia

Unbelievably sexy! Great body and is very fit! There is only one. It's a female. She is super fun, and only one very lucky guy will marry her. She like to hold your hand really tight and farts, but it's beautiful and special

I think I might of saw a chelsia but she was with another man!

by Dannboi April 19, 2014