Cheesed

Jacking off in someones ear.

Person 1-"Damn, I just got Cheesed."
Person 2-"Haha, sucker."

by Flying Piggie July 19, 2011

cheesedoodle

a cheesedoodle is a reference to a man with a small penis. typically a cheesedoodle will attempt to distract his sexual interst from discovering his imperfection by emanating large amounts of confidence, driving a large truck, or convincing his sexual interest to consume ample amounts of drugs or alcohol before engaging in sexual activities.

That guy is superhott but he's a total cheesedoodle.

by Andie Beck April 12, 2009

fetta cheesed

To have a sweaty gouch(area between your asshole and and your nutsack). Then when it dries up you get this flakey skin thats salty and yellow. Then you rub your gouch with your hand over someone's face when there sleeping. So that it flakes in their mouth. You can also do this when your eating dinner and your friend leaves the room. You crawl up on that table. Drop your pants and fetta cheese all up on their food.

Ex.1
Friend 1: You wanna go to that italian place tonight?
Friend 2: Nah, I'm pretty full from being fetta cheesed.
Ex.2
Friend 1:(wakes up to being fetta cheesed)What the fuck are you doing?
Friend 2: Your being fetta cheesed bitch.(fart!!)

by Dan ,and Derek wilson December 14, 2006

cheesedog

A little boy with a mullet.

Has a voice of a 9 year old.

He hasn't hit puberty yet he's so a cheesedog

by Doobie April 1, 2005

cheesedick

The cheesedick is similar to the dick, but uses techniques that are clearly cheesy to annoy the crap out of those around him, often in a backwards attempt to look cool.

"Oh, yeah! Your mad Ryu skillz can't stand up to my hundred-hand slap!"
"Man, stop being a cheesedick."

by Twilight Veil April 16, 2004

cheesed it

To have smelled a stinky dick.

Danielle: "Yo, I totally cheesed that guy last night"
Dhanya: "Really? I've never cheesed it. What did you do?"
Danielle: "Well, I told him his balls smelled really bad and he ended up cheesing himself to see if it was true."

by Paigedhanya January 13, 2008

cheesedick

See wanker or poindexter.

What a cheesedick. He'll never get laid or have any real friends.

by Joe December 11, 2003