chances

when something near impossible happens that wasn't even attempted.

the pro-line commercials.

whoa i just threw a football and it went in the basketball net

by S-money Mathias March 19, 2005

chance

the inner part of any buthole....it makes the ass stink really bad.....its also the meaning of a giraffe with bad breath -chance!

wow that giraffe stinks like chance

by graham cmapbell January 18, 2008

chance

1. Fucking something up royally

2. Failing in epic proportions

3. Derogatory name for someone being stupid

Somebody just tripped and broke a multi-million dollar project.

Wow you really chanced that one!!!

Way to go, chance.

by awesomo2000 July 11, 2008

chance

when a man attempts to insert his penis into his own butt hole then once he is ready to ejaculate he aims it at his own face and then licks as much as possible off of his own face. Once he is finished with this he grabs his partner and tries to bite off his/her pubic hair.

I saw two guys crank that chance to each other.

by tbwakkaflakka January 15, 2011

Chancing

When to many good opportunities are being dick slapped in your face but you don't take them

Yeah it's SO annoying, he's Chancing so hard right now

by Mohawk-Master April 10, 2016

No Chance, Bro

The arbitrary response when a male accomplice talks about, or even merely refers to, your sister. Often, the one that mentioned her gets cut off mid-sentence, the other not even caring about the remaining sentence.

"Hey dude, isn't that your sis--"
"No chance, bro."
"Huh?"

"Man, your dad just called your sister had a car cr--"
"No chance, bro."
"Hell is wrong with you, boy?!"

by Chiggaman January 7, 2009

Chance The Trapper

Youtuber and streamer Who Has a Snapchat Account where He Post the most Elite Memes on his snapchat account Chance_Greatnes , Going there will most likely cure all your depression.

Yo you see those new "Chance The Trapper memes".

by James The Memer July 29, 2019