C'est le tarif

Phrase used to say it's a punishment for a ridiculous attitude or appearance.
You can also say "prendre son tarif" .

- Pourquoi tu te moques de ma robe ?
- Parce qu'elle est hideuse ! C'est le tarif .

-Why are you making fun of my dress ?
- Because it's awful ! This is your sentence

Avouz quand même que les flics prennent leur tarif, les pauvres.

by Djodjo06 January 4, 2015

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cestpool

A grotesque area (body of water, group of people, city, etc). Also an underground tank of waste.

My city is a cestpool of violence, drugs, trash, and urban decay. (It's my home and still love it though...

My morbid curiosity led me to peer into the port-o-potty, I realized how disgusting and unsanitary it really was. The gigantic cestpool of human waste was well beyond its capacity.

Also, see George W Bush. He is the ultimate cestpool and is spreading throughout the world. Yuck.

by suicidalheart January 13, 2008

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C'est la vie

An expression used by many Spanish speaking homies when they caught a peek at a girl privates.

The girl in the mini skirt bent over y "Se la Vi" (C'est la vie).

by Salvador April 13, 2006

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C'est la vie

Akin to SNAFU. See 'fatalistic' lyrics for many songs such as:
Frank Sinatra - "That's Life"
Run DMC - "It's like that, (and that's the way it is)"
John Lennon - "Working Class Hero"

I lose only one finger per year working at the baloney factory here in Tyler. Cuz I still got all my toes now, I'll qualify for SS in 18 1/2 years. C'est la vie... (Digit-nippin' grim)

by twx November 25, 2004

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Francois C'est pas

A term used to describe any french male. It comes from the song "Rapture" by Blondie.

Madame's husband was a Francois C'est pas. I heard he liked to pee in the streets.

by El Arandano July 20, 2008

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PET CESTODA

It is my CESTODA TAPE WORM GUT PET.

A nice college student bought my PET TASMAN and SHIT a good meal.

My aggressive pet.

ANAL ALAN and since I had my PET TASMAN I get my new name.

Still the other name sticks as get me more SHITEATING DATES.

The little girls , little boys and babies want ANAL ALAN to treat his PET CESTODA well as in fact they want me to name him TASMAN which is a great name.

My PET TASMAN comes first as when I am eating I can feel TASMAN inside of me eating hardy and I know my PET CESTODA is happy when I get abdominal pains after and great constipation as what I like as this SHIT TRANNY feels the pleasure of CHILD BIRTH thanks to my PET TASMAN.

I had a CAPSTANO PEPPER in my PORTA POTTA and I p she'd my BOWEL OUT like having SHIT TO SHIT in fact the CAPSTANO PEPPER disappeared and I am wondering where It went and now I know my PET CESTODA TASMAN came out of my ASSH0LE and grabbed it when I was pushing my RECTAL AREA out.

Listen if ANAL ALAN is lower than SHIT IN SHIT as my PET CESTODA was happily birthed in SHIT IN SHIT ANAL ALAN the SHITEATER has taken a NEW NAME and being lower ..SHIT.. as my PET TASMAN comes first as a GOOD STOMACH FUCKING everyday is in order but I will ..SHIT.. keep FUCKING MY OWN KIND SHIT with my TONGUE RHYTHMS.

OK,JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE your PET CESTODA will help you win dates as advertise on the DOUBLE LIST board you want especially SHIT IN SHIT for SHITEATING as ..SHIT.. is required to.make PET TASMAN happy.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 16, 2021

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