cement mixer

an alcoholic drink;
a mixture of lime juice, vodka and bailey's;
when swished inside one's mouth forms a solid texture that is similar to cement mixture;

can i have a cement mixer please?

by Michael Hui December 18, 2005

cement for brains

Someone who is impossible to communicate with. Dense.

Totally thick. lacks understanding.

by Rees Pearse April 19, 2005

Let the cement dry

After receiving oral from another gay man, the blow-ee shoots spunk all over the blow-ers hair, then restrains him until the gel sets and hardens.

After Pie-Gallon (nicknme) polished my knob, I convinced him to Let the Cement Dry.

by Cheney Wolfhound April 11, 2009

gerbil cemetery

1. The colon of a man whore. 2. Any area where large groups of gay men live and play.

1. Perez Hilton sits on a gerbil cemetery.

2. San Francisco, CA

by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010

cemetery bunny

a person (usually a goth girl, but can be of either gender) who spends a lot of time prowling cemeteries

"Hey, where's Annie today?"

"Probably hanging out in the graveyard. She's always been something of a cemetery bunny."

by Gabriella Stalker March 2, 2009

Cement truck

When you cum in a bitches mouth, and she swishes, and swirls it around in her mouth, then she spits it on your chest, and lets it dry.

That fucking slut was sucking my cock, and decided to give me a cement truck, so I punched that bitch in her cunt

by Pervert Fireman February 17, 2010

cement surfing

When people sleep on city sidewalks, usually performed by homeless people.

"I got kicked out of the shelter, so I guess I'm back to cement surfing."

by The Homeless Guy June 5, 2014