cellpholocate

To call someone on a cell phone in order to locate where they are. Usually done when you are at the same physical location and uses the conversation to close in on the person you're trying to find.

Just a second, let me cellpholocate Joe.
Ring... Joe, I'm at the theater, where are you? You're standing by the entrance? What are you wearing? You wearing a blue jacket? Stick your arm up so I can see you. There you are!

by Samedi July 23, 2008

cellph

A cellphone in the possession of a person who spends so much time using it that it defines their very being.

Get off your cellph for five minutes and you might find yourself having an original thought.

by Jason Vieyra-Preston August 28, 2008

Bulling Callshit

A version of the phrase, "Calling Bullshit."

Guy 1: Dude, I totally boinked Stacy last night!

Guy 2: I'M BULLING CALLSHIT!

by Aithic May 14, 2009

EQ Cells

The pinaccle of homo sapiens' emotions. It is the definitive term of sentimental sensations to mortals. Each human being is born with a amount of EQ Cells, and they not only can be gained from breathing from both rural and urban areas, but they also grow amass over time as humans become more emotional. Crying is a method to procure more cells. If you have never cried before, you shouldn't be seeing this.

Just like its sibling IQ cells, when a human has transcended humanity, it gains an enormous amount of EQ cells immediately. Unable to contain any more cells, the human dies off and disperses all of it's EQ cells to the surroundings.

~ProfessorKyleOfTheIQCells,Part2

"My goodness, why are you crying at a drain?"
"sniff.. This is how I grow my EQ cells."

by Dahello123 November 19, 2018

cellphaggot

a person who always thinks that the people that call them on their cell are more important than anything that they are doing/where they are, also these people wont answer you when you ask who is on the phone, will frequently make you wait around when you have to be somewhere because they "dont have enough bars" and have to charge their piece of shit phone. this person also makes sure you hear every word of their conversation and shows off to the person on the other end of the meaningless conversation.

jay: whos calling?
dooshbag macphearson:(one finger held up) "Ah what up playa!"
jay: cellphaggot

by Jamsalot February 1, 2007

cellphonia demensia

To have obcessive use of one's cellphone, Blackberry, etc. resulting in distancing themselves from others including family, girlfriends/boyfriends, and work related issues. Can be a deadly disease for if prolonged exposure to cellphonia demensia occurs, U could totall-e b talk-ing lik dis, on your English final. And that sucks. Alot

Karen went to the doctors after getting a F on her English final, fearing the worst. After a quick examination, the doctor was able to conclude that Karen had cellphonia demensia, and that she would be scared for life.

by Saint of Suburbia December 29, 2007

cellphowned

1. To successfully pull off some sort of a prank involving calling another person's cell phone, usually from a masked number (for instance, via relay).

2. To be struck by a cell phone, preferably in the face, in such a forceful manner that one could only it as describe as being owned.

"Hey, I just relayed Dan, from work, and left him a sweet message."
"What'd you say?"
"I had the operator tell him I was from the corporate office, and if he wanted a promotion then he needs to help me wipe my butt, and then I layed down a nice freestyle about my favorite vegetables."
"Man, that's ridiculous. He'll know it was you."
"No way, I totally cellphowned him."

by WonkerSmack July 31, 2006