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ice chewer

A sexually frustrated individual, coined due to the tendency for those suffering from a lack of sexual satisfaction to chew on ice as a means of coping with excess tension.
"Hey, I heard you guys like Ed, Edd, and Eddy! Do you want to read some of my Jonny x Plank erotic fiction?!"
"Get out of here ice chewer"
by Penguinato October 16, 2019
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ceeber

someone who cant be bothered to do anything.

derrived from ceeb (cant be arsed - CBA - ceeb)
Man 1 : I really dont want to pick my child up from nursery, she can walk.

Man 2 : Gah! you're such a ceeber

Man 1 : i know, i might go once ive rolled my juicy foot long spliff.

Man 2 : dude, you're such a ceebing ceeber
by Dave-Shiddew June 25, 2009
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condom chewer

1. an insult reffering to the person as a whore, or one who performs oral sex with a condom and still retains the condom in his or her mouth.

2. also can mean slut or bitch in the derragatory sense
Damn, he is really a condom chewer

Get away from me you dirty condom chewer
by Nikku April 21, 2006
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Ceefer

By day, a basement dwelling cat. Ornery and grouchy, Ceefers prefer to sleep most of the day in a box labeled "summer clothes" instead of their bed.

When not receiving adequate petting or cuddles, Ceefers will deposit a small fecal mound upon the threshold of doors or on comforters.

Other ways of displaying resentment include sneezing mucous onto your face, or depositing vomit into the hood of your favorite christmas sweater.

Ceefers typically sleep on average, 23.5 hours of the day, the remainder of the time they can be found in their most natural habitat, the homo sapiens sapiens "bed" for cleaning, sleeping or rubbing their butts on the comforter.

Preferred activity of choice: cuddles, and headbutts.
"Awe man, Ceefer just barfed into my sweater"

"Thanks for pooing in my sleeping area Ceefies"
by catlady101 February 3, 2010
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ceeber

another word for a honda CBR sportbike.
made by saying the leter denomination as a single word.

can be used sarcastically by a CBR owner to make fun of suzuki owners for saying gixxxer instead of GSX-R.
person1: what kind of bike do u have?
person2: a jixxer.
person1: oh..
person2: ..yeah, what do u have?
person1: ...a ceeber. |:
by QUAYO May 31, 2011
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