cefaratti

A poor, unfortunate bloke, who has no manner of luck whatsoever. The level of bad luck is almost comical, how can one man be so unlucky? In a world of lottery winners, he would be the janitor.

He spontaneously combusted? Yea, he’s a cefaratti.

His girl left him for another man? He should have seen it coming, he knows he’s a ceffarati.

by HotBrazilianCoconutOil June 17, 2024

coital clearance

Saying "sexy time is on" w/o using words.

In a bar...
girl : wink! wink!

dude1 : dude! did you see that?!
dude2: damn! thats my coital clearance bro!

by etomack`girl July 27, 2010

cosmic clearance

the government clearance that is above the president

The cosmic clearance was above what any President had due to public records law.

by Coop Dupe January 13, 2020

Full Clearance

To have a shit and a wank in the same sitting. Also known as a '147'

I was bored at work so I went to the toilet for a full clearance.

by Matty STew July 27, 2022

Trans-Clearance

a part of a transformers toy that is see-through

this Optimus Prime toy has trans-clearance windshields

by a_foxywolf December 12, 2022

Mardi Gras Clearance Sale

Strolling through the streets of New Orleans following a hurricane with the sole intent of collecting plastic bead necklaces from past Mardi Gras festivals that have been knocked from the trees by the storm

"Hey, would y'all do me a favor and help repair all this damage to my roof and windows?"
"No, sorry. I was kinda planning on a Mardi Gras Clearance Sale before all the good bead necklaces get taken or thrown away"

by Captain Useless August 31, 2012

Lonestar Region Calendar Clearance

Rina Pressly talks for 1 hour straight and as a whole we don't do shit.

The Lonestar Region Calendar Clearance was absolutely fucking awful. You've gotta be shitting my dick.

by kbeast123 January 31, 2023