cattle prod

Put a dash or allot of something spicy on the end of your condom; ben-gay, tiger balm, daves insanity sauce, etc. Tag the heifer from behind, then hold on to those love handles as long as necessary. Stuff some hay in her mouth, so as not to wake the neighborhood.

I gave your sister the cattle prod the other night, now she won't even look at me. Oh, and tell your parents to put some tobasco on the shopping list.

by Larry Stevens July 9, 2005

Cattle Misandry

The discrimination or hatred of vegans against the male sex, specifically involving cattle.

Vegan - “milk is for baby cows!”

Normal person - “what about the bulls? That’s cattle Misandry.”

by Big Ed February 5, 2020

Cattle Guarding

Driving back on forth over a cattle guard to stimulate your lady. Lady must cum from cattle guard only

Only the dusty chicks go cattle guarding

by Junkmanjoe April 2, 2022

Cattle farmer

A person that purposely engages in sexual interactions with multiple overweight or obese people

John tried to cope with his breakup by regularly going to the bars and try his hand at becoming a cattle farmer

by Fluforon January 28, 2019

pissin cattle

used to express one's state of mind during a frustrating, awkward, or ridiculous scenario.

leigh kicked my spiderman cup and i was pissin cattle. JESUS MURPHY.

by cometsoccer July 2, 2009

Cattle Chute

concrete barrier construction detour where you are driving and have concrete barriers on both sides of your vehicle

The cattle chute on highway 100 was so long.

by dumptruckunclesam August 29, 2021

to raise cattle

(v.) to start beef with someone in a slow, brooding manner.

Compared to starting beef, raising cattle tends to be a more open and controlled grudge-holding process. It must be nurtured over a long period, like cattle on a farm, and can last several years.

Eventually, however, the grudge-holders may slaughter their cattle and convert it to beef. At this moment, they grudge-holders might begin tussling at a pre-game, heckling each other on campus, or fist-fighting in the middle of the quarterly marketing meeting.

Max: "I hate Erin."
Lou: "Time to raise cattle."

by nolandc September 20, 2019