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Swinging on the purple chandelier

Masturbating Taking matter into your own two hands ETC
Bob: Um, I wouldn't go into your apartment
Joe: Why not
Bob: Your roommate's in the living room
Joe: Of course he is, he's my roommate
Bob: Um, swinging on the purple chandelier
Joe: ...
by Jtommyjonesurm0m August 11, 2007
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swinging chandelier

When a girl is on her stomach, tying her both arms and legs together behind her into one large knot. Then hanging her from the ceiling. Preferably done so a bed is underneath (in case the roof caves in)
Then, swinging her back and forth so that as she swings forward, her mouth goes onto one guys penis. The guy thrusts with his dick and "passes her to the other guy and as she swings back the other guy is there and he puts his penis into her vagina or into her ass.
"Let's give her the swinging chandelier"
"Alright, make sure this time you pass her to me, though"
by Llamapalooza October 17, 2008
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Shanghai Chandelier

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer EXCEPT the gentleman will dangle his newly grown tail over the lady's chest in anticipation of the drop. Thus creating a chandelier effect. This maneuver should only be attempted by professionals. If you clip too soon, you may ruin the suspense. Too late and you may start losing shards of your "chandelier"
If you're getting bored with the Cleveland Steamer spice it up a bit with the ol' Shanghai Chandelier. BAM!
by poopschmit July 1, 2008
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chandelier on his collar bone

J Ice was rocking that chandelier on his collar bone hard like damn.
by Jared Pemberton August 27, 2006
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hanging from the chandeliers

Getting down on all fours while a man inserts his penis and testicles into your anus simultaneously.
Cindy is a dirty, dirty slut who quickly tired of the houdini and giving rusty tromones, so instead asked if she could go hanging from the chandeliers this evening.
by Billy D. Williams December 31, 2007
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Chandelle

It means a gender-biased person
"OMG! She is such a Chandelle." Said Sheena
by Urhxjdjjdjd September 11, 2019
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Rusty chandelier

When your girlfriend is on her period, you're doing anal, and that bloody tampon string is dangling. That, my friend, is a rusty chandelier.
The rusty chandelier was swinging away last night.
by Gingykee July 16, 2015
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