A demon in feline form which has successfully hacked natural selection by manipulating the dominant species. The most prevalent and destructive invasive species known to man, cats wreak havoc on songbird populations, ruin indoor air quality and kill humans with Toxoplasmosis and Bartonella infections worldwide. Prolonged exposure to their Toxoplasma bacteria will cause humans to lose their will and become cat thralls over time.
"My cat clawed my daughter's face off yesterday. It was her fault for moving so suddenly and thankfully the cat is ok."
- a cat thrall
- a cat thrall
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The best fucking pet ever, has glowing eyes and agility like a ninja. You will not regret your choice of a cat.
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Get the Cat mug.A cat. Hated by many, loved by many. Where do you start with a cat? They're smart. If you want them to be. Yes, dog have a larger brain, but cats are smart in their own way! And we can't deny that they're stalkers. Yes, people, they are, not matter how cute or cuddly they are. How can you say you hate them? You don't! You just hate some cats. Doesn't make sense, does it? Well, every cat has its own personality! Lot's of them are mean, but there are nice ones, too! Don't treat them badly either! You may pull there tail, pet them, pick them up, and they may not like that! So, start with them smelling your hand, and don't pet them unless they want to be pet. They will like you if you are not annoying! They are just like people! #catshavsfeelingstoo
Cats are whatever you make them. Treat them badly, they will treat you badly. Do what they want... they will be kind and loving.
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