Bumping Castles

When two dudes bump there erect cocks into each other.

Hey Tommy later after we snort some crack. Do you want to try bumping castles? Yes Mark! But only if I can dock your hard cock! (see docking)

by Big Pantie Slayer August 6, 2012

Barnard Castle eye test

A lie so obviously false no one could possibly believe it.

"The NHS is perfectly safe in tory hands"
I think you should take the "barnard castle eye test" mate

by Niverslice May 26, 2020

Urban Sand Castle

When a public toilet becomes clogged, but people continually defecate into it, overfilling it with feces until the fecal matter stands on it's own weight in the bowl and over the toilet itself, often resembling a sand castle.

Man, did you see that sweet urban sand castle in the KFC bathroom?! It's getting huge !

by Ballz Johnson September 7, 2016

frank castle

Alias of The Punisher, a Marvel Comics character whose family was killed by a group of crooked cops. Hellbent on vengence he now fronts a one-man war against all crime.

"Frank Castle? You're supposed to be dead"
"I know"

by Michael Fillmore April 26, 2005

fart castle

fart castle: an apartment filled dirty laundry, fast food trash and other junk lying around which is so bad, so smelly, so ridiculous, that you do not want to be in the place. the owner doesn't seem to notice or mind it and in fact treats it as his pride, like his own "castle", while other people are disturbed by it and avoid it at all costs

let's stay at adam's house after the party

nah, the place is a fart castle

by silentErik February 17, 2010

air castle

Enormous dreams that will never come to fruition.

Did you hear all the things Bob is going to do this summer? Yeah I heard him, but I think he is just building a bunch of air castles.

by Camel'sTowing January 17, 2015

white castle

The only place that you remember to go to after you close down the bars. usually will employ the kids from the short bus or the local trailor park.

She let me hit it on da first date cause i took her to white castle.

by Jeepman April 8, 2004