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Flaccid Casket

To expire while having the absolute worst, lukewarm, insensate , unerotic sex of your entire life.
Edward always said he had a great technique in bed…Turns out he put her in a Flaccid Casket
by CyberGeddon May 14, 2023
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Pooh Casket

When someone you hate dies and homeless people shit on his/her grave.
Man look at that grave with all of that pooh on it.

Oh yeah, that's a pooh casket someone must have hated that person.
by Master of None September 3, 2013
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Venezuelan Casket

ripping the cock off of a dead man after digging him up, then freezing it so later, while your mother is asleep, force feed it to her pussy
My mom woke up and disowned me when I gave her a Venezuelan Casket
by Soft Homoerectus October 30, 2017
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british casket

Fucking a girl in a bath tub and punching her in the face so she gets the "London Look"
Took a girl home from the pub and gave her a british casket
by Testicle Porn December 6, 2016
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casket base

The opposite of a basket case.

Instead of being frazzled or overwhelmed even in trivial situations, a casket base is steadfast, cool, collected, and on top of their game even in dire, solemn situations.

Reliable in the “come in clutch” way
“I was a total mess at the picnic, I was losing things left and right!”

“Total basket case, I know.”

“Wish I was more of a casket base than a basket case.”

Never heard of it but I think I get what you mean.”
by el_OS June 21, 2024
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Close your casket

You better close your casket! (After talking back, etc.) Almost like "I brought you in this world I can take you out", as southern parents like to say.
by AOL17 May 6, 2017
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choose to mask it, or choose a casket

hey , its your choice. cover your face and live or support the funeral business
hey everybody, remember before you go out there. choose to mask it, or choose a casket
by burbman1969 December 4, 2020
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