Parmesan casket

When you eyaculate in your hand and use the semen to eyaculate yourself or someone else.

Hey ivan just gave parmesan casket his neighbor for $1.

by xavitupai February 4, 2019

snatch casket

A wretched succubus vagina so vile, that if encountered will leave one shriveled and riddled with regret.

The chick I hooked up with last night ended up being so haggered and nasty that her "snatch casket" might of given me something.

by Puddle guppy March 20, 2014

Casket

An object that holds something

Person 1: I was playing Halo on my Casket
Person 2: Epic

by Idiotman420 November 27, 2021

Close your casket

Southern slang for "shut your mouth"

You better close your casket! (After talking back, etc.) Almost like "I brought you in this world I can take you out", as southern parents like to say.

by AOL17 May 6, 2017

casket base

The opposite of a basket case.

Instead of being frazzled or overwhelmed even in trivial situations, a casket base is steadfast, cool, collected, and on top of their game even in dire, solemn situations.

Reliable in the “come in clutch” way

“I was a total mess at the picnic, I was losing things left and right!”

“Total basket case, I know.”

“Wish I was more of a casket base than a basket case.”

“Never heard of it but I think I get what you mean.”

by el_OS June 21, 2024

british casket

Fucking a girl in a bath tub and punching her in the face so she gets the "London Look"

Took a girl home from the pub and gave her a british casket

by Testicle Porn December 6, 2016

Flaccid Casket

To expire while having the absolute worst, lukewarm, insensate , unerotic sex of your entire life.

Edward always said he had a great technique in bed…Turns out he put her in a Flaccid Casket

by CyberGeddon May 14, 2023