carrots

Carrots.
Cah-rots.

A.K.A. Orange Vegetables.
Oh-Ran-ge VEH-gee-tay-bulls.

Everyone knows that Carrots are chocked full of Vitamin and Betacarrotine. What you don't know... is that they're also chocked full of POOIIISSSOOOONNN!!

by Harry Jenkins May 31, 2005

carrot

The little symbol used in proof-reading to correct something.

^add appostropie
J a n e s c a t i s s l e e p i n g.

by Daniel May 13, 2005

carrots

girls who play golf and like to carve pumpkins.

Yo, dem carrots be madddd annoying in dem pumpkin stained golf outfits.

by hermana menor June 11, 2006

carroting

The fine art of throwing canoes at old ladies and see how many it takes for them to say FUCK OFF!!!!

Johnny was a great at carroting.

by Captain Tuckshop November 24, 2006

carrot

carrot is a orange headed boy with freckles all over the fucking place. he was born 9 months after his mum masterbated with a carrot

hey that guys a carrot

by allan is houso August 21, 2006

carrot

the word carrot is an unusual word but in the land of essex this word is used to cover up another word which is very bad. carrot stands cunt

bro your such a carrot

by carrotkicker October 24, 2014

carrot

a metaphorical sense of the word meaning the way guys toy with you, such as "dangling a carrot" in front of your face like you're a donkey until you finally just feel like going up to them and screaming "i hate you for doing this," which would then fastly be followed by total embarrasment, so you never get up the courage to carry through with it...so i had a bad day

"I refuse to eat your carrot!!"

by dead_vernacular07 March 12, 2005