Arm Cardio

Jerking your chicken with the speed of a cheetah.

Damn bro, my arm sure is tired after my arm cardio session!

by YGproductions May 21, 2016

beige cardigan

Term to describe a female who is attractive and pleasant but is generally boring and dresses in preppy, matronly clothes. This species of female simply wants to be a housewife or has a lame job. Many men find them appealing because they will do all the things their mothers do for them. Women hate them because they are "safe" and boring but get dudes. However, men usually cheat on their beige cardigans with fun, spicy women. They are like beige cardigans from the Gap or Talbots: bland, blend in with most outfits but are generally boring and forgettable

1. Ugh, (insert guy name) totally just wants to marry some beige cardigan who will stay at home and pop out babies for him

2. I mean she's pretty but she's totally a beige cardigan

by hangoverconcierge July 9, 2012

Cardiff Walkie

When you take some whore into the disabled toilet, and just before she gets lucky you drop an alabama fudge cake in the corner. While you're banging the sheila up the mud road you proceed to push her face into your hershey squirts.

You: Why is that girl that you just took into the disabled toilets rubbing her eyes?
Baz: I totally just gave her a Cardiff Walkie!
You: Fuck yeah! Wanna go get a kebab?

by Steamboat Baz December 7, 2006

cardio party

The cardio work out guys do at the gym to suppossedly get the blood flowing and burn calories before they lift. Its purpose is to burn off the massive Fuddrucker's hamburger from the night before, yet, cardio party rarely surpasses 30 minutes or 100 burned calories. Its name is derived from the ever popular Mario Party.

"Alright, its time for some cardio party" he utters as he moves toward the treadmill to commence his 5 minute jog.

by Jordan44 February 19, 2008

cardiac dash

Running from one airport gate to another in a nearly hopeless attempt to catch a flight. The cardiac dash is almost always done dragging along carry on baggage and is frequently performed by an overweight passenger who's only other exercise is masterbating to porn when the wife goes to bed. A successful cardiac dash ends with the passenger making the flight and not being shipped back home in a body bag.

Fuck, I'm going to have to do the cardiac dash between johnson gates.

by RealTailDragger November 9, 2010

Cadince

She is very beautiful but the thing is she doesnt believe that she is. She ia very nice and caring. She loves playing sports and she is an angel

Damn cadince is so pretty

by maisseir February 5, 2019

Cadin P

Cadins are very outgoing and goofy people. They are always the life of the party and always smiling. Cadins are the cutest people you will see. One look and you can fall in love. Their music taste is one of a kind, but they cannot sing. Cadins are well known and everyone wants to be them. Even though they are always positive, they tend to overthink and get upset. Despite this, they keep smiling and act happy. Cadins are someone you want/need in your life. So if you find one, keep them and cherish them.

Dang I wish i was someone like Cadin P.

by joeedad April 10, 2020