candyfornia

Heaven, its full of candy, has cotton candy clouds, but most of all, IT HAS KATY PERRY!!!!!!!

person 1: im going somewhere on vacation!
person 2: where?
person 1: candyfornia!
person 2: *dies of jealousy*

by Katy Perry is the best February 8, 2022

Candy corn

When your teeth are so messed up, and you cuss, and the teeth come flying out your mouth

I was talking to this crackhead on the street the other day and candy corn was flying out his mouth

by MFCD May 20, 2023

Candy Corn of Questionable Origin

When you give your friend some candy corn but they did not see the bag/box it came from. Which often times results in confusion for the receiving party.

"Hey Richard! Want some Candy corn?" "I don't know, that seems to be candy corn of questionable origin".

by bombdoorsopen October 24, 2023

candy corn

the white, yellow, and orange candy that resembles what its named after. the relationship with it is divided for some reason.

person a: I FUCKING LOVE CANDY CORN
person b: I FUCKING HATE CANDY CORN
mr. corn: I will devour you all, hohohoho!

by elsqued November 1, 2024

missouri candy corn

when you eat a fuck ton of barbeque and shit it out into your african american girlfriends mouth and she shits it out into a bag of candy corn and gives it to the trick or treaters

i gave those kids the bag of classic Missouri candy corn last Halloween

i was trick or treating and victoria quilez gave grace martin the missouri candy corn and i knew not to go to that house this Halloween

by grxcemxrtin March 22, 2020

Candycanedtwatwaffleaphobia

Candycanedtwatwaffleaphobia, is the rare instance in time when Spots, declines to stick a candy cane in her cooch and display it to Tuna

An example of Candycanedtwatwaffleaphobia is when she declines to stick a candy cane in her cooch and display it to Tuna

by Braves21Slash December 10, 2008

candycrushed

When someone gets run over or smashed so badly that in the pictures of them online, the gore is pixelated intentionally.

hoogly_boogly: Damn, she got ran over so hard that her matter was reduced to pixels.
MoogleBoy: Candycrushed.

by Teh Nibblorz May 22, 2015