Calista

A girl, usually white.

Could be described as a: thot, “freshman”.

Probably does competition and school cheer
Looks 12 no matter how old they are

“Yo did you hear about Calista and John?”
“You mean Calista and every guy ever? she talks like thirty dudes at once. What a thot.”

by Manningw August 5, 2018

Calista

stupid hoe

Damn that girl is such a Calista...

by sl;kjfdsa;lkfjdsl;kfjl;ksdfj;l January 7, 2019

Callistaden

Callistaden is a very weird and sometimes akward persons changing personalities throughout the days. She is somewhat atheletic in many different ways. She is very loyal to her friends but sometimes acts like a bitch. She is very pretty and beatifull and helpfull.

Callistaden walked to school for 5 minutes in the snowy path.

by Danny hichman December 8, 2018

callistagayle

Callistagayle a beautiful girl who should know her worth because shes worth everything. She’s kind. Shes everything you would want in a friend. Perfect in every. Everyone saying “ callistagayle is so pretty wtf” and tbh they should. She’s smart has a good group of friends that love her. Probably has a loving bf.

“Omg its callistagayle shes so pretty”.

by Mimi_ramos November 22, 2021

Calista

Calista’s are usually a very great person who are very beautiful and also can be very shy. They aren’t great girlfriends though and they will dump you out of no were for some reason and make u depressed. They are usually overall backstabbing fucks that will ruin your love life and make you feel like shit and get very depressed because the ya re so great and beautiful but also are very picky with boys.

“Damn you dating a calista she is hot man, but you better watch out you might get dumped soon.”

by CHOUSER October 22, 2019

Calista

A girl with a deformed finger. She may look like an average white girl but, little do you know, she is actually pacific islander. This girl is allergic to pineapples and is a huge pet lover, she especially loves small animals. Calista's are also really short! By short I mean 4'11. They may be short but they are extremely nice towards people who are nice to them but, do not piss her off. If you piss off a Calista, you won't be alive by tomorrow. If you ever meet a Calista, greet her with a nice hello and do not ask how she messed her finger up.

John: Hey Calista! So, how did you fuck your finger up?
Calista: Fuck off you fucking weisenheimer, who do you think you are, Mary Poppins?
John: Geez... sorry

by poo_poo_pee_pee_ January 13, 2020

calista

A calista is a group of rodents.

Hey, Josh! Did you see that calista of rats that just ran past us?

by dustah February 25, 2021