.45 caliber aspirin

To shoot ones' self in the head with a .45 caliber bullet.

I'd take a .45 caliber aspirin and die a sad person before taking a class with that professor again.

by Titus1133 June 6, 2010

Calista'd

One who is ignored by an ex or familiar face for no reason.

She calista'd me in her own pub.

by BloodyRuddyCampBed April 22, 2009

Cali

1) One of the most important cities of Colombia, AKA The capital of Salsa. Unfortunately one of the most violent cities in the country.

2) An annoying name for California.

1) -I'm travelling to Cali this weekend.
-Great, I heard they make the delicious pandebono there.

2) -I'm travelling to Cali this weekend.
-Isn't that too far?
-It's our neighbor state, you idiot!

by That guy! look! December 23, 2007

calisse

Curse used by french quebecers. Also is a golden cup used by catholic priests. During ceremonies, it is used to drink the wine.

ha ben calisse !

by Funny Surfin October 27, 2003

Cali Count

The term used for counting how many girls that are "dimes" from California that you have hooked up with. Kind of like a scoreboard.

Damn dude! That's 8 on tha Cali Count!!

by hellnahkeyb June 13, 2011

Soul Caliber II

A mispelling of Soul Calibur 2, you retards.

Retard-"I got Soul Caliber 2"
Me-"It's Soul Calibur 2, you dumbass."

by Emennius January 10, 2004

Caissa

noun, from the original Greek meaning 'loving, hilarious, geeky, talented, brilliant, beautiful'.

1. The goddess of the game of Chess

A Caissa is usually a sister, most often of the exemplary variety.

"Your sister's incredible!"
"Yeah, didn't I tell you? Her name's Caissa."
"Oh, that explains it."

by K.R.J. February 3, 2010