calendar creeping

When a co-worker who you've shared your calendar with uses it to stalk you and challenge you on why they weren't invited to the meeting also.

Sandy is always calendar creeping me so now I make all my appointments private and tell her I have medical appointments for my rash.

by Ashwanda October 23, 2017

Calendar Rape

In business, the art of stealing someones time by creating a meeting that you didn't consent to thus unnecessarily jamming up your schedule.

Johnny set up that meeting without talking to me. I needed that time and could have done without the calendar rape. Now I have to rearrange the entire day.

by Mully2222 January 24, 2018

calendar battleship

The act of negotiating a meeting time by listing your available times for a meeting to others, and hoping one of those times hits an available time from the other parties to the meeting.

Glad you can make that time; calendar battleship is exhausting.

by calendar_battleship August 14, 2018

Clear my Calendar

The process of pooping prior to a business meeting or other event that may keep you from using the bathroom. Pooping prior to the event, as such to avoid abrupt exits during the meeting.

Excuse me, I just need to clear my Calendar before our 3:00pm meeting.

by SS Cruiser August 15, 2022

Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-event

Politically Correct gone mad. Towards the end of the Julian Calendar cycle, the company you work for may invite you to an event formerly known as a Christmas Party.

Company email: You are hereby invited to the Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-event. Please respond by Thursday if you wish to attend. There will be ham.
Employee response: No dice baby, I'm celebrating Christmas that day.

by NaughtyJim December 7, 2010

calebdavidegg

A name for a person named Caleb who have tiny cocks, and have no standards for the opposite sex whatsoever.

Person 1: did u see Caleb got with that ugly chick?

Person 2: yeah he’s a real Calebdavidegg

by Macklemores #1000000th fan January 11, 2022

casendra

the most talented and pretty girl you'll ever meet. If you're lucky enough to have someone named Casendra in your life, you are the luckiest person ever. Casendra has the longest, prettiest eyelashes you've ever seen and the most beautiful freckles. She complains about how ugly she is but we all know she's the hottest girl to walk this earth. Casendra has a bigger family and they drive her insane lol. But she loves them. And she loves her friends just like their family too. Casendra is always open to talk, she is one of the best listeners out there. She also gives very wise advice. If you're in a fight with Casendra, you should probably back down because she's almost always right.
Here's some other things Casendra is good at:
-acting
-being sassy
-singing
-art
-math (she hates it, and she doesn't think she's good, but she is.)
etc. etc.

Bethany: "Hiiiii casendra."
Casendra: "Hiiii bethany."
lol idk

by bEaN5 July 7, 2022