calamitologist

An alarmist climate scientist or other gloom-and-doomster

There was a strong surface warming between the 1890s and the 1940s, followed by a pronounced cooling (and warnings of a catastrophic ice age by some of the same calamitologists who now claim disastrous warming) from the 1940s to the 1970s, then rising temperatures again from the 1970s to today. (Source: James Glassman and Sallie Baliunas, The Weekly Standard, June 25, 2001)

by Steve Schulin April 21, 2005

calcanis

A last name of the ultimate greek family. Descendant of the actual spartans from Sparta, Greece. Also greek for ankle bone.

look its calcanis... hes a spartan.

by Josh Calcanis March 7, 2008

Calandra

She is always happy and has the ability to make anyone smile. She is fun,caring,smart and beautiful but she is extremely hard to find. Her name and personality is what makes her unique so if you find a calandra keep her! As calandra is very friendly her wrath is as cold as ice. Calandra is the best partner you could find with her special ability to make you laugh and keep you happy. Once you get to know calandra you will fall head of heels in love with her.

Person 1: im feeling sad and lonely
Person 2 : you definately need a Calandra

by Unicorns unite July 3, 2018

calamity sam

The red mustache/patches that is left after a girl decides to get her face waxed... particularly eyebrows and lip

"Damn girl, what happened to yo face!"
"I had to get my face waxed for prom.. is it obvious?"
"Check out that 'stache! You look like Calamity Sam!.... firecrotch"

by MelizzlefoShizzle November 11, 2007

clanie

One of your clan members
-or-
The whitest person you will ever know. An alternative insult to cracker or wigger
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Jason Rangel

One of my clannes forgot to attend the GB battle.

This Colombian kid is the biggest clanie in all Black Ops.

by L96AW Rebirth November 29, 2010

caladie

A common name for a tweaker. Is known for being very lazy but a freak in the sheets. A girl with a big ass but no so bright once you get to know her. She loves sex a lot & get wet when she sees oversized cock. Either way she loves to be social & is a great person if you get to know her.

Hey look it's caladie!
Does she do meth man?
Yeah, fucked up huh?
Yehp oh well

by Pornn_Flakes February 4, 2014

Calamivanche

An avalanche of dirty dishes caused by your wife leaving empty bottles of water around carelessly that start a Mouse Trap like chain of epic events that ends with something heavy landing on your foot and nearly cutting off your toe.

I go to get a clean spoon out of the silverware drawer. A large Empty bottle of my wife's water tumbles onto my hand, knocking the spoon out of my hand. In an ill fated attempt to catch both the water bottle and spoon, my elbow hits a frying pan left on the stove, which propels into the air, landing on the Foreman grill which then falls on its side and the lid flips open and hits an open bag of flour that spills everywhere creating a white cloud that covers my face causing me to stagger, temporarily blinded, stubbing my toe on the rubber broom sticking out into the room, sending me stumbling into a stack of dirty dished waiting to be washed, and the stack crashes to the ground. I then bend down to pick them up, and sharply hit my head on the cupboard when standing back up. The heavy glass lid from the frying pan falls off the counter from the thump of my head on the cupboard. It falls off, hitting my foot nearly cutting off my big toe. This is a fully blown Calamivanche.

by Lucien V May 15, 2014