CAF

Chicks aren't funny

Girlfriend: she just told me the funniest story!

Me: CAF

by Villus April 25, 2017

CAF

Something that is Cool As Fuck.

I am CAF, you are CAF, we are CAF, my dog and my beer are CAF.

by Ady Munro October 06, 2015

CAF

Curious as fuck

"tell me a secret, because I'm CAF"

by Mellymel24 July 15, 2017

CAF

Abbreviation for Cringy as Fuck. Reaction to someone being extremely awkward or embarrassing. Used especially when someone tries to obtain sympathy, virtue seek, or live vicariously, through made-up anecdotes.

Story-teller: "...They told him that she killed herself and left a note saying 'I killed myself because you wouldn't date me, all because I wasn't your type.' The boy looked at her face and realized she was the most beautiful thing he ever beheld. He fell to his knees and cried 'Why?! I should have given you the chance!' The next day they found him dead in his bedroom with a note next to him saying 'You were right. You are my type. I'm sorry.' If you believe types don't matter, re-post and share this with ten other people or else a ghost will eat your face."
Reply: "CAF..."

by Mimic22 November 22, 2017

CAF

Crazy as fu*k

Guy 1: Yo stay away from her. That girl is caf!
Guy2: ikr!

by Sk8life April 24, 2017

caf

Short term for "cafeteria", as in a high school.

"Where you eating today"
"The caf, I'll see you there"

by SillyStephanie October 20, 2017

C.A.F-caf

Coughing and Farting at the same time. When one is sick, and coughing up a storm, a fart suddenly slips out.

Man I was so sick I kept caf'ing all day long...

Man did you hear her caf?

Dayum I caf'ed infront of the class!!

I explained to the class what C.A.F-caf was and they started lol..

by BigDaddyErn January 03, 2011