Caming

When you contort your penis in a way that allows you to cum backwards in between your own legs

While I was jerking of, I finished by caming

by Meepers_75 January 24, 2022

Calinga

From the Spanish phrase "Calor en la pinga" --> Cal - inga

Calor = heat

Pinga = penis
Calinga= heat in the dick

Bro, this Miami weather is giving me Calinga.

by Calinga Bro August 21, 2023

Quantum Caring

When you feel bad for someone, but at the same time you couldn't care less about it.

Oh man, I was talking with this completely stupid mother. She asked me: "Would you know how she could make my four year old kid eat spinach?"

I told her: "Sure, just take a basic sope bar, without parfum or any other bad ingrediants. Cut the sope into smaller pieces and garnish it on a delicious sandwich. That he must eat. Afterwards he will like spinach."

And she actually believed me. But unfortunately for the kid, it had his stomach pumped out for eating too much sope. I was quantum caring about this situation.

by DonglebeeBooboo Hard1 February 4, 2015

selective caring

When a group of popular kids exclude unpopular kids from their caring/attention.

Bro, Jason's such a faggot. I think he and the other popular kids have selective caring.

by Neas_Rebel November 6, 2017

Sausage casing

When you slide the condom off in her ass so when she shits it fills the condom like a sausage

Hey Becky, Keaton left a condom in my ass, when I pooped the next day it looked like I left a full sausage casing in the toilet

by J.ford199 March 17, 2021

Caking

1. Paying way too much attention to a particular female. (Flirting, talking to/about her all the time, dropping the "L" word in public, being real cutesy, always making out)
2. PDA (public display of affection)
3. Being whipped (You all up in your girl's face and she got you wide open)
4. When it looks like a guy traded in his playa card - he's acting a little too lovey.

For all of the above: usually denied by the person who was caking.

Eg 1 - 4
Guy 1: Look at him all pathetic! All cuddled up with Shaniqua. Yes dear, no dear, in her face... Guy you whipped.
Guy 2: What? Naw, Nigga you jealous!
Guy 3: Naw, dog, you girl got you open. That was some Betty Crocker Caking right there!

by J-Aim May 31, 2006

Un-intentional Caring

When you ask someone what's up expecting to hear nothing. But instead they tell you things are terrible and you end up consoling that person... Usually done with little to no knowledge of what the situation is.

Friend: What's up? Me: I was talking to a friend and got guilted into Un-intentional Caring when she told me about her ex

by ChaumChom August 27, 2010