cum stain

A derogatory word for an individual who is being irritating and will not go away, much like a cum stain.

John, stop being such a cum stain and fuck off

by i don't like usernames March 22, 2017

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Cumstand

Similar to a snowball, but instead of cumming in a mouth that passes it to your mouth, you are cumming inside your own mouth without the middle-woman or middle-man.

She ditched out on me to wash her hair, so I'm doing the old netflix and cumstand tonight.

by loxxx July 25, 2017

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Cum stain

Yum yum

Oi oi can I eat some cum stain with ye

by Frickman December 5, 2017

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Cum stain

When you cum and you take too long to clean it up

Boy: If you think about it we’re all cum stains
Girl: what the fuck goes on inside your head

by Mayakovsky February 9, 2021

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Curstain

A real nonchalant lightskin nigga with a big dick,

“FBGM”- curstain

by Donald gump December 21, 2022

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Cumstantial Evidence

Cumstantial Evidence (more commonly known as a Paternity test) is a test taken to prove that a particular man is the father of a child.

Supposed baby mama: You are the baby daddy Brian
Brian: Nah uh Anita
Murrey: Well we will take a look at some Cumstantial Evidence that will prove of disprove that Brian Mathews is the father of 3 month JubavalubbagalubaQuaviousJamallyBally Mathews.

by ieatboyslol October 10, 2023

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