cunta da montha

Each calender month a new nasty female in a power position wins the title "Cunta da Montha". Colloquial for Cunt of the Month

Anna was just named "Cunta da Montha" by all of her employees at her design firm.

by My Sidney Valentine December 31, 2016

cuntacism

The sacred ritual required to liberate one who is shackled to a cuntasorous.

Guy 1: My mother is such a cuntasorous !
Guy 2 : Sounds like you need a cuntacism.

by Ric Irish June 11, 2017

Cuntablunt

When you smoke weed out of a pussy

"This lady had the best cuntablunt I've ever had"

by Cuntablunt June 24, 2017

cumtato

The result of being horny, hungry and lonely. Step one - fuck a potato. Step two - apply man mayonnaise. Step three - serve and enjoy.

"Dude I'm so hungry and horny, but I don't have time for both"
"Dude. Make a cumtato"

by Rocky Hardon June 28, 2017

cuntabiss

The act of smuggling cannabis through the vagania

Hey becky! I managed to smugle cuntabiss through the air port

by Asdasowncarrots December 2, 2017

Cuntabella

A female hermit , which often only emerges to feed on sugary snacks, while beautiful tends to have a mean streak and delights in the torment of others

Wow she's a real Cuntabella

by Ravyn_Nevermore November 19, 2020

Cumtart

When you ejaculate a massive load on someone in a repeating linear pattern to form a perfectly large rectangular patch, then top it off with sprinkles, similar to the frosting of the well known American snack Poptarts.

Guy 1: Dude, after not seeing her for the last month, I can't wait to Cumtart my girlfriend when she gets back from study abroad.

Guy 2: Totally bro, last week I put a bowl of sprinkles on the night stand and when i was about to cum, I asked my GF to pass the sprinkles and yelled "1 Cumtart coming up" while i busted on her and threw a fist of sprinkles all over her stomach.

by MKD-kirn February 22, 2021