“
Matthew, quit being a clitoralwiener!”
“So, Britney and I went to have sex for the first time and I went down on her only to find she has a clitoralwiener! Bruh, I
don’t know if she’s a she with a huge clit or she’s a he with a small dick! Either
way; I bailed out and told her my dead grandma called so I had to go.”