Rusty Crane

The act of one giving fellatio to a penis covered in a fresh layer of fecal matter. Usually after anal relations.

Listen, I can't come into work tomorrow. My girlfriend's sick from giving me the ol' Rusty Crane.

by M. Johnson Esquire July 8, 2006

crane daddy

a craneyayit who proves himself to be fortwith by doing amazing shit

Senor Ford: Anyone feasting on some Conjuguemos today?
Teo: Im the Crane Daddy

by Craneyayit October 3, 2011

Crane gang

The Crane gang is a group of academics associated with possessing crane paper origami. Although the word gang is associated with criminal activity, members of the Crane gang are not affiliated with criminal activity. Members of the Crane gang generally release research articles relating to biology.

"John is an associate of the Crane gang."

by DanielJHS09 February 22, 2023

Crane Sergeant

One who must have left the army at the rank of sergeant major after single handedly detaining Noriega and become a crane operator with the army corps of engineers. In order to earn this prestigious title one must also “enjoy the taste of granny punani” and be pleased by getting “gummed”. Crane sergeant’s daily duties involve watching Judge Joe Brown, making multiple failed attempts at logging on a computer, drinking 3 cases of Mountain Dew from a foam and only a foam cup, eating pastry cakes, smoke 3 cigars, and occasionally running a crane. The Crane Sergeant usually bails at noon on the last day of the work week and sends terrible terrible GIF’s in group texts. In his off time he enjoys Miller light outside the holiday inn and closes out the night licking the truffle butter off grandma and blowing his load while receiving a blumpkin. No matter what anyone says he is our theodore

The Crane Sergeant told the repairmen how “she gummed me”!

“Listen Bitch” exclaimed the Crane Sergeant to the college girls rescued in Panama, “it ain’t gunna suck itself”

When asked if he wanted a Busch Light, the Crane Sergeant replied “I don’t drink Busch Light Bitch, I drink Miller Lite”

by GYHF34 November 6, 2019

Craning Frasier

When Kelsey Grammer masturbates.

I'm sorry Niles I can't help you, too busy Craning Frasier.

by ClockWorkWarren November 12, 2017

Chasing Cranes

The act of going to different construction sites looking for work.

Call the hall or start chasing cranes.

by Jimbob R November 2, 2020

J. Crane

A selfish prick who ignores his friends and social life to attend to his own douchebag desires. ;)

J. Crane will leave in the center of an orgasm just to go masturbate.

by Luke Skeleto July 1, 2019