Craig

The quiet kid. Also is 5'0 and is a fucking bitch and has no life. And no bitches and is a homiesexual

Craig: Looks for something in bookbag
Students: Everyone RUNNNNN!!!!

by Keyaun December 1, 2022

Craig

Craig has a huge cock, let him hit.

"Omg gurlll i just fuckked Craig and now i have a lung puncture, im legit dying rn."

by notcraigatall November 23, 2021

The Craig

Step #1- Find a married guy with a wife
Step #2- Seduce him (fuck his brains out) and make him divorce his wife
Step #3- Marry him
Step #4- Call him Gay and divorce him
*****
Extra points if you can take half of what he owns.

I can't believe mark divorced his wife only to get the craig in the end.

by Cannonbomb10 January 16, 2019

Craig

Craig

When I'm not around boys be talking Craig...

by JesSea J December 14, 2021

craigful

the feeling of being strong or muscular.

i did 500 push up today so i am feeling very craigful

by Lil mango man July 7, 2021

Craig

Adjective: A man usually with long sideburns, broad shoulders and a powerful walk!

"That guy is well Craig-like! Look at his side-burns!"

by xweirdsciencex March 9, 2009

Craig

Craig is the sexy character from South Park. He is most known for flipping people off and getting in trouble. Secretly, Craig is a cross-dresser, and he is in love with Tweek!

"Woah man, tht Craig is a FREAKING genius. An idea... MACHINE"

by 234oo February 15, 2006