peep the croc

look at my friggen croc

"Hey jim"
"Sup tom, peep the croc"

by babsnrex July 24, 2017

crocker

To do something that screws up someone else.

I had a job all lined up, but that asshole crockered me!

by freem0nt May 23, 2010

croc bloc

when your attempt to get a date with a woman fails because you're wearing Crocs.

I Croc blocked myself. Dang!

by Ae5Ea8 February 1, 2015

croc bottom

When one has hit rock bottom so hard, that one wears crocs

Guy 1: Have you seen Jacob's shoes since he lost his job?

Guy 2: Yeah it looks like he finally hit croc bottom

by LNMK August 8, 2012

crock of shite

See crock of shit.

Term which implies something is ridiculous/not very good.

"St. Anger? What a crock of shite."

by Kelly December 22, 2004

chris crocker

Youtube user whose instant internet celebrity status is mystifying. He posted a tearful video defending Britney Spears which was amusing for the first few views, but after the novelty wore off any sane person would get tired of "Chris Crocker this Chris Crocker that" and wish everyone would just shut the holy hell up.

Guy 1; "Hey I watched the Chris Crocker video"! It's funny!"
Guy 2; "Why?"
Guy 1; "Well he wears mascara and cries and he's obviously a drag queen!"
Guy 2; "Ha ha!"

*A week later*

Guy 3; "Hey I watched the Chris Crocker video"! It's funny!"
Guy 2; "I'M F*CKING SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THIS SH*T"

by Ghunt70 October 23, 2007

CROCKED

When playing video games (typically multi-player FPS games), being 'CROCKED' is a level above being 'Cracked' in terms of your playing ability and performance. You have ascended to another level of play, and the enemy players don't stand a chance.

You aren't just 'in the zone', you are beyond it. You're CROCKED.

Boys, I'm feeling absolutely CROCKED tonight.

I'm getting CROCKED later tonight when we play Valorant.

I've just downed a Redbull, and now I'm CROCKED out of my mind.

by Aspheriaaa June 29, 2021