CPS

Cheap Plastic Shit - The staple of the Ad Specialty business, e.g. bottle caps, pens, plate scrapers, letter openers, rulers, etc. Not always made of plastic.

What CPS do you sell that we can put our name on to give to our customers?

by ô¿ô December 6, 2009

cps

CPS or Covert Phone Sex:

Not much unlike phone-sex but no one admits to masturbation while participating. They may hint it but it will USUALLY remain unknown. Silent orgasms are a requirement for CPS.

Joe: Last night me and Clair had CPS!
Joe: And I had a silent orgasm!
Joe: And she had one t-
John: How the hell would you know if she had one? It was silent. Plus, I don't give a rat's ass.

by carbonhazard August 5, 2005

CPS

a.k.a. chronic playing sydrom mostly seen in cases of an extreme band geek.

While someone is talking you subconciously finger the notes to any sont inside of you're head or on the piece of paper without realizing you are doing so or continue to play the whole song after the cut off is made by the conductor.

by knight behind the helm February 1, 2005

CPS

Competent Person Syndrome. Illness afflicting competent persons when working in an environment composed primarily of incompetent people. If others become aware of the competent person's abilities, the competent person will usually wind up being assigned more and more work. This will be a compliment of sorts, in that it will be recognition that the competent person is much better at his/her job than any of the slack-jawed simpletons otherwise populating the organization. However, burn-out and fatigue will ensue for the competent worker, as will resentment that the dimwits get paid the same amount for doing significantly less work. Thus, flare-ups of CPS are to be avoided by carefully meting out competence so as not to too harshly overshadow the achievements of others.

In order to avoid coming down with CPS, Nicholas made sure to perform only at the level demanded by his boss, and not any higher.

by Nicholas W June 20, 2008

CPS

Casual Party Sex

Did you hear about how that girl engaged in CPS last night?

by yousmelllikecocoa December 13, 2010

cp

An acronym for "Copy Paste", often used on twitter.

Saucy Glenn: Mute the sound of my knob hitting your jaw because trust me you'll fucking hear that

BhaCashman: huh?

Saucy Glenn: dw it's a cp

by Joseph "the womaniser" Terry September 5, 2021

cp

It stands for "Cooked Pasta"

Person 1: ayo i want some cp
Person 2: WHAT?!?!?!?!?1!?!2!!!?1?!''1?!
Person 1: i mean some cooked pasta

Person 2: lets fucking kiss

by skippythetoiletfan September 1, 2022