conchs

Those who are indigenous to Key West FL
If you live in the keys long enough you become known as a conch

Plural / conchs

My Uncle Tom and Aunt Char have spent so much time in Key West that the locals now refer to them as a conchs.

by B/Can May 17, 2018

Hot Conch

Conch that is very hot and juicy.

Yo check out that hot conch!

by Young Conchby April 19, 2018

conch

Mayan slang for beer

hand me a frosty conch

by bigboy1956 March 21, 2017

Dead Conch

A girl the has no tits and is flat as the ocean on a calm day. Just not blue.

Damn i met a real dead conch very flat. I did and nothing was floopin

by Roast tut May 16, 2016

Conch stirred

When your friend decides to land a roll of gorilla tape on your 8 inch cock ( has to be 8 inches) and shifts your cock like a video game or a stick shift

Baby come here and get colton’s conch stirred. You know

by Gthang<ole December 20, 2020

Weeping Conch

A term used to describe the action that takes place when a girl who is a squirter is having sex while on her period. The resulting squirt that consists of vaginal fluid and blood is known as a weeping conch.

It was the craziest and grossest thing ever. She went all weeping conch on me!

by the conch finder August 13, 2012

The Conch Spinner

When a male injects heroin into his/its system and attempts to jump a raccoon and mouth rape it. During the process of the mouth rape, the raccoon will bite off the penis, causing the male to yell in increasingly loud volumes, spraying blood all over an unfortunate elderly couple stupid enough to be sitting in the bench of all the shit going down.

Old lady- Oh my is that The Conch Spinner- OMG NOT ON ME EWWW.

by YourDrunkStepDad November 30, 2011