Comment Whore

A person who won't stop asking you to comment their myspace pictures, especially ones that suck.

Dude that bitch is such a comment whore, she wont stop asking me to comment her myspace pics.

by 5FingerSurprise March 11, 2009

comment trail

a bunch of comments posted on a picture or status, usually in the form of a conversation and often found on social networking sites such as facebook or myspace

Did you see that hilarious comment trail Julie and Lisa left on Sarah's status about the whales??

by teslaa! August 10, 2009

comment hog

When two people start up an off topic conversation through comments on someone's facebook status.

ALEX: *status update* my turtle died...:'(

*comments*
RAINA: I heard Kima's selling turtles online! I want one!

KIMA: Only 3 dollah! XD

ALEX: MY pet just died! Who the hell cares about Kima?!Stop comment hogging my status and let me cry in peace!

by cruiseobsessD November 28, 2010

Comment jacking

When Person A's comment on Person B's status message/post has more likes and the thread that follows is all about that comment and not about the original post at all.

Dude, stop comment jacking me all the time. I know you want to impress that girl on my friend list, but seriously, there are better ways, funny man

by persnickety.sushrut March 23, 2011

Comment stalking

When some one looks though previous posts comments on any social media and likes or comments on them. Comment stalking is similar woth comment sections

Spongebob commented on my post from a month ago, he is comment stalking

by Domclems November 30, 2017

comment bomb

In short, killing a comment thread. This can occour many ways. A few examples are: going completely off-topic, posting a very long comment, or posting any comment that makes other commenters feel as if they just shouldn't add another comment. Comment bombs are often dropped by a thread killer.

Bob: "HAHA! Funny picture!"
Sarah: "Lol, I remember when this happened!! =)"
Jared: "I'm sorry, I just can't laugh at this right now. I'm so depressed."
Jared: "I feel so alone... Someone hold me"

Jared just went comment bombing.

by pseudonull June 26, 2009

Comment Cherry

The virginity of your myspace comments, usually taken by your first friend(who is not tom).

Whats up (insert random name here) i just popped your comment cherry, wtf is up!?!?

by bhsbfood September 24, 2008