cooney dog

The act of rubbing your dirty bare ass on almost anything. Likely targets are, your college room mate's sheets or pillow, an ex-girlfriend's or ex-wife's hair brush, someone else's body (you have to do this one quickly).

Your ass could dirty from a good sweaty workout or a particularly nasty shit. Either one works.

After playing 2 hours of basket ball the guys were sitting around watching TV. Before he knew what happened I dropped my drawers and slid my bare ass down his whole thigh.
That was a nasty cooney dog.

by A_-_A February 17, 2008

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cooney magoo

when a black person acts irrational or stupid

"you are so stupid sometimes jurall, stop being a cooney magoo"

by philipppp spicer May 17, 2008

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cooney

ADJECTIVE - to be super cool, athletic, handsome, rich, and smooth. just about everything a woman wants in a man.

girl 1: john-kyle didnt even take me out for valentines day.
girl 2: wow, that sucks. my boyfriend nick took my on a cruise!
girl 1: unbelievable. i wish john-kyle was as cooney as your boyfriend.

by randyspaghetti February 23, 2009

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cooney piss

When your urine comes out with the deepest shadow-like black shade. This is most common after eating fried chicken, black eyed peas, collard greens, watermelon, biscuits, or a hot eight piece all together.

After watching the Family Matters marathon, Karl ripped the most cooney piss of his life, shattering the ceramic toilet bowl.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

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