Cia's are short as hell. They are so fucking short and built like a smurf. Cia's are so small. They are basically a minion.
person 1: Who is that short ass tiny smurf looking girl?
person 2 : Oh Cia? She is literally a smurf.
person 2 : Oh Cia? She is literally a smurf.
by bananaguy_123 December 14, 2022
Get the Ciamug. CIA is an acronym for Crazy-ass Individuals (talking shit in the...) Air. Do not confuse it with the actual CIA (Central Intelligence Agency) or Cum In Ass.
by John Rocca March 13, 2022
Get the CIAmug. Cia is a pretty girl. Cia loves to fight. Cia will beat yo ass. Cia get all the boys. Very fast. Cia is a good dancer
Cia is a pretty girl
by Solow ni October 4, 2021
Get the Ciamug. by Scabbas December 18, 2020
Get the CIA renitamug. A type of provocative online discourse often initiated by a Black person that’s designed to inflame, divide, or distract rather than educate or unify. Typically centers around rage-baiting topics with no real solution or productive outcome (e.g., “Black Americans have no culture,” “White men treat Black women better,” “African vs. African-American superiority debates”). Named for its algorithmic similarity to psychological warfare tactics and racialized mockery of primal behavior, implying that these conversations are staged distractions either knowingly or unknowingly pushed by algorithmic or institutional forces (like COINTELPRO 2.0) to fracture Black solidarity.
Nigga don’t pay attention to that ‘Black men ain’t providers’ post it’s just CIA chimp chatter. That shit made to get us arguing while Zuck gets paid.
by NIGGoku July 15, 2025
Get the CIA Chimp Chattermug. The feeling in your heart that the CIA has never actually done anything wrong, despite mountains of evidence that says otherwise
"You still don't believe that MK Ultra happened, even though the CIA publicly admitted to the program being real, and released documents detailing how it was carried out?"
"No dude, that stuff is too crazy to have ever actually happened."
"Wow. You must have CIA-Induced Cognitive Dissonance."
"No dude, that stuff is too crazy to have ever actually happened."
"Wow. You must have CIA-Induced Cognitive Dissonance."
by Allen Michael Ratcliffe Dulles August 2, 2025
Get the CIA-Induced Cognitive Dissonancemug. We are with the CIA. Criminal-Investigation-Agency
by Jesus H. Chirst March 11, 2023
Get the CIAmug.