Choade

Any man who does what is cool to score with women. A male who does not stay true to himself or his style. A puke enducing sell-out

Last year Mr. Brown had that kick ass long hair, but turned choade and shaved it off because a girl told him he would look better.

by Jason Frenczak June 27, 2003

Choad

A person for whom no visual confimration is necessary to prove that their penis is, in fact, wider than it is long.

Colin and Sandy 'the pear shaped man'

by Kenyon February 8, 2003

choad

A robin who is the son of an alder.

Robin Alderson is a friggin' choad.

by Richard October 22, 2004

Choad

Noun; A phallus, or penis. Also known as the Chinese Choad.

"You can suck my choad."

by Spyder Edwards December 3, 2004

Choad

A small/fat publess penis

Will:Look George is peeing in the corner again

Jamie:Thats because he doesnt want us to see his fat choad

by William Middleton April 30, 2005

choad

a penis whose diameter is greater that the leangth as measured from the top.

A very short fat penis may be a choad, if indeed it is fat or short enough.

by char July 30, 2003

choad

Basically, any excess skin on the head of a penis or in the scrotum to anus area. On the female, her vuluptous vulva and her taint region

jesse pulled back his choad to remove the lint from the head of his penis or his scrotum to anus region.

by jgiddy99 December 27, 2006