Charleston Chew

While having anal sex, and one person is shitting and the other is about to ejaculate injects the poop with cum and then forms the ending product a charleston chew.

Jerry and I produced a Charleston Chew last night!

by k1234567 March 20, 2008

Charleston Bandana

When someone steals your cigarettes and you become so angry that you fling your own poo at them.

That jerk just stole my cigs; I am totally going given them the ol' Charleston Bandana.

by The L T November 9, 2007

Charleston Basket

A web of snot that's expelled upon sneezing, often unexpectedly, and frequently into one's own hand.

"Man, this cold is killing me. I sprayed a Charleston Basket onto my dashboard on the way in this morning."

by Frank Mackey January 2, 2009

charleston chew

When you take a shit on your bitche's mouth, and she gives you a blowjob.

Bob gave me such a good charleston chew I almost died.

by skisam1 May 20, 2015

Charleston Noodle

When you hold in a big dump and when you go to release it you suck it up back and forth in your butt like a demented noodle.

Hey Felipe, can you please stop doing Charleston Noodles in the bathroom? You're starting to stain the toilet.

by The Original Charleston Noodle August 3, 2018

Charleston Chew

When a girl is riding a guy and half way through sex she puts in a dip and spits a load of chewing tobacco on the mans chest and genitals for extra lubrication.

Lenny couldn't believe his eyes when Emma reached to her desk to put in a wad chewing tobacco while she was riding him, she then spit the tobacco all over his chest and genitals because they were out of lube. Lenny was so happy that Emma gave him the Charleston Chew.

by Jenkem69 February 26, 2019

Charleston Dirty Bird

The act of sticking one's middle finger up another's asshole

Cameron got a Charleston Dirty Bird and now he can't sit for a week

by Tits Gonzalez September 28, 2021