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Cement Guy

Cement Guy is someone who posts fake images and tells tons of lies on their web page. You will notice Cement Guy is NEVER in the pics he posts. Also known to use many question marks at the end of non-question sentences, Cement Guy has terrible grammer. Cement Guy tells a lot of lies.
WOW! Did you see the pics of the Harley Rob posted on his page? It's not even the same bike in each pic. What a f__king Cement Guy.
by Rob Edens August 23, 2007
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cement mixer

an alcoholic drink;
a mixture of lime juice, vodka and bailey's;
when swished inside one's mouth forms a solid texture that is similar to cement mixture;
can i have a cement mixer please?
by Michael Hui December 18, 2005
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cement for brains

Someone who is impossible to communicate with. Dense.
by Rees Pearse April 19, 2005
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Let the cement dry

After receiving oral from another gay man, the blow-ee shoots spunk all over the blow-ers hair, then restrains him until the gel sets and hardens.
After Pie-Gallon (nicknme) polished my knob, I convinced him to Let the Cement Dry.
by Cheney Wolfhound April 11, 2009
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gerbil cemetery

1. The colon of a man whore. 2. Any area where large groups of gay men live and play.
1. Perez Hilton sits on a gerbil cemetery.

2. San Francisco, CA
by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010
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cemetery bunny

a person (usually a goth girl, but can be of either gender) who spends a lot of time prowling cemeteries
"Hey, where's Annie today?"

"Probably hanging out in the graveyard. She's always been something of a cemetery bunny."
by Gabriella Stalker March 2, 2009
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Cement truck

When you cum in a bitches mouth, and she swishes, and swirls it around in her mouth, then she spits it on your chest, and lets it dry.
That fucking slut was sucking my cock, and decided to give me a cement truck, so I punched that bitch in her cunt
by Pervert Fireman February 17, 2010
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