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cementedaslur

person 1: The kid was so lit last night that he cementedaslur without protection.

person 2: What a dork, you should probably get checked.
by thekid1102 July 6, 2011
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bong cemetery

When you call a plumber in the middle of night to unclog your sink & he sees all of the old bongs you've hoarded under your sink instead of parting ways with them.
me: "Yeah, not sure what happened, I do my best not to put random shit down the sink"
plumber: "Random shit is good, especially this bong cemetery you got going on down here"
me: "If weed is what is causing the clog, we can revive those bad boys"
plumber: "Deal!"
by GlazeHer November 23, 2015
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cement hole

a cement hole is the term for a cheap prostitutes porn hole which is filled with wet cement as a lubricant and also deterent, to make sure clients dont stay inside too long, or will have a floozy on his man rod. Hence; Cement hole.
-AHHHHHHHHHH crap!
you didnt tell me you were a cement holer!!!!!
- should be quicker then shouldn't you.
by GAAAZZZZZ March 30, 2009
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cement ya

Colloquial term used when describing a violent act such as pushing someone down hard enough that they hit the ground/cement. Can be said as a threat or as a joke between friends.
Guy 1: *bumps into guy 2*
Guy 2: "you better watch yourself buddy or I'll cement ya"
by EMS Crew April 25, 2014
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Cemetery Porn

The act of watching very cringeworthy videos, pictures, memes, or kids who discovered the internet and very lowkey enjoying it to the point where it becomes a fetish.
"I know this MineCraft playthrough belongs in Hell, but I still came three times while watching this three hour uncut video"
"I think I have a fetish for cemetery porn"
by DrinksToForget(AlwaysRemembers February 26, 2017
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Cement mixer

A sexual act where one anally penetrates a person with extreme constipation. Thereby resolving said condition.
Ah nathan, I haven’t had any Mucinex this week!
No worries babe, we can do the cement mixer tonight by candlelight.
by Venice Vigilantes April 2, 2022
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gent cement

The classiest way to refer to your sperm or semen.
John: "Lindsay sucked until my balls were dry of my gent cement"
by JJHaedo May 8, 2014
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