celery rizz

a fierce vibe in da bedroom after slick&steady penetration.

girl: Um dude there is some savage energy within u today, look at da d
paolo: i've got that celery rizz babe, been taking them for gym

by aliberry August 23, 2023

celery eater

to be a fan of leafy sticks is to be a fan of sticks in general.

I've been so gay lately, it's almost like a celery could come handy. I am such a celery eater.

by juicejuicebeatle May 12, 2020

Burnt Celery

The ability to be lifeless like burnt celery

You're a fucking piece of burnt celery.

by Not burnt celery August 24, 2016

celery

(adj)
definition: a debby downer, being negative

ex: dwight “all of my beets died”
jim “don’t be so celery about it, look on the bright side!”

by jejrkwjgjiaofa March 19, 2019

Celery service

When a man brings you celery in bed while wearing only suspenders and clown shoes.

For ranch; see. Dirty celery service

Do you have celery service?
Yes! I love bringing celery service!

by RealOBRav August 22, 2016

Celery

Celery is an immortal shapeshifting wizard 'man'

Celery *is* clerey
He is made of celery

And will steal your bones
(And throw celery at you)

Oh shit- is that..... CELERY!?
NO I WANT TO KEEP MY BONES PLEASEEE

by ars0nisp0g July 23, 2021

national celery day

national celery day is april 24. and that day only.

on that day you should celebrate eating celery and hanging out with your friends named isela!

"when is national celery day?"

"april 24th? how did you not know!"

by scruffrry June 5, 2021