Put a dash or allot of something spicy on the end of your condom; ben-gay, tiger balm, daves insanity sauce, etc. Tag the heifer from behind, then hold on to those love handles as long as necessary. Stuff some hay in her mouth, so as not to wake the neighborhood.
I gave your sister the cattle prod the other night, now she won't even look at me. Oh, and tell your parents to put some tobasco on the shopping list.
by Larry Stevens July 9, 2005
Get the cattle prodmug. by Big Ed February 5, 2020
Get the Cattle Misandrymug. Driving back on forth over a cattle guard to stimulate your lady. Lady must cum from cattle guard only
by Junkmanjoe April 2, 2022
Get the Cattle Guardingmug. by cometsoccer July 2, 2009
Get the pissin cattlemug. concrete barrier construction detour where you are driving and have concrete barriers on both sides of your vehicle
by dumptruckunclesam August 29, 2021
Get the Cattle Chutemug. A man that comes out to a pasture (that he does not own), at dusk and vigorously thrust against the farmers chosen cow leg three times, slaps it's ass and disappears into the night.
"you hear that?" "Yes!, Turn the fucking lights on there's a cattle pounder outside!" "Get my gun jack, I'm about to end this sick fucks life....."
by Huckedrealfard July 27, 2018
Get the cattle poundermug. (v.) to start beef with someone in a slow, brooding manner.
Compared to starting beef, raising cattle tends to be a more open and controlled grudge-holding process. It must be nurtured over a long period, like cattle on a farm, and can last several years.
Eventually, however, the grudge-holders may slaughter their cattle and convert it to beef. At this moment, they grudge-holders might begin tussling at a pre-game, heckling each other on campus, or fist-fighting in the middle of the quarterly marketing meeting.
Compared to starting beef, raising cattle tends to be a more open and controlled grudge-holding process. It must be nurtured over a long period, like cattle on a farm, and can last several years.
Eventually, however, the grudge-holders may slaughter their cattle and convert it to beef. At this moment, they grudge-holders might begin tussling at a pre-game, heckling each other on campus, or fist-fighting in the middle of the quarterly marketing meeting.
by nolandc September 20, 2019
Get the to raise cattlemug.