Guerin Catholic High School

The High School of choice for rich fags and ugly bitches. The sports teams all blow and the fine arts should be renamed to the Fag arts. Nobody likes this school including the people that go there because most peoples parents send them there. The school is more hated than the USWNT and less attended than a WNBA game. The faculty is full of extremely cocky douchebags who think they are better than everyone since they pray once a day. You can get in trouble from any of them for doing absolutely nothing and the rule is "guilty until proven guilty" there. Not one teacher has any friends and the administration blows each other all day in the front office.
Chad- yo Brock wanna go smoke and fuck some bitches tonight.

Brock- nah I go to Guerin Catholic High School and am against drug use and we have hair testing on weed. I also learned in the Catechism to save myself for marriage so I ain't fuckin bitches no more. I think some of these girls at Guerin deserve a chance since they're so nice and intelligent.

Chad- Damn bro now you's a simp... fuck Guerin and they're bitchass faculty. Have fun going to the bathroom without your phone and dont fucking talk to me again pussy.
by BennyBench69 January 30, 2020
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Lake Catholic High School

Established in 1970 and owned and operated by the Diocese of Cleveland, Lake Catholic High School commits itself to the faith and education of each student. Through a challenging curriculum, extensive extra-curriculars, successful athletics and a vibrant service program, Lake Catholic works to fulfill its mission to learn, to work together, and to serve. But past all that the school is filled with cliques drama and non-stop gossip. The most important sport is football so if you are they star on the team you are known as the alpha male of the school! For the males of the school the sports that get you most known are football, basketball, and baseball. For the girls its volleyball, cheerleading, and basketball. Besides all that the school still has it class sluts, drug deals, cop showing up parties, and full of drama. In the school every girl has there whoreish moment where they will hook-up with a guy or a girl and the next Monday everyone knows about it. In Lake everyone knows your secrets and your life. This school has some of the worst slut you can find in Ohio!
Lake Catholic High School has so many sluts in it!
by meidhex22 July 24, 2010
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camden catholic high school

Camden Catholic is a High School located in Cherry Hill, NJ commonly looked down on simply because of its name. At Camden Catholic you know you're a step above the kids from Paul VI and regardless of your financial status you're ten times better than the students of Bishop Eustace. If you go to CCHS you're probably an alcoholic and/or will be one in the future. If your parents expected you to go to Eustace or PVI tell them to get over - our sports teams are much better. You can get the same education at CCHS as Bishop Eustace. When colleges see "Camden Catholic" written on a transcript they think "phenominal sports teams, wonderful kids" and then they see "Bishop Eustace" and their first thoughts "hey look! it's another kid attempting to get into a college out of their reach! oh those spoiled 'rich' kids!" If you want to attend CCHS, learn some chants. If you're a hater.. fuck you.
by IRISH0six September 07, 2005
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The greatest high school on planet earth. Located in New Lenox, Illinois. You have to be a complete 10 out of 10 to go there. Its neccesary to be a snobby, white preppy kid to go there too. The students most popularly reign from Orland Park, Homer Glen, Tinley Park, Lockport, or Mokena. The boys act like total hardasses, and the girls are total hoes. Home of the Celtics, the greatest football/baseball/cheerleading/cross country/track/softball/tennis/soccer/hockey teams. The hockey team has the hottest guys. Like, damn. Most of the hockey guys like to take it up the butt from other players in the showers. One of the only high schools in America where the seniors prey on freshman like it's a religion. The band sucks dick. And they smell bad. You need to go to this school, you will never regret it! Oh and fuck saint rita.
Lockport student: oh, you go to providence? do you think you're better than everyone?

Providence Catholic High School student: yes.
by ProviGuy July 29, 2011
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Kennedy Catholic High School

Home to many of the typical high school social classes&nuns who can't teach for their life.
-Preps- the most common (it IS a Catholic school, isn't it?). People who belong to this are: cheerleaders who think they're all that, but really can't do a hurkey; football players, who haven't won a game in the past ten years; and the (very annoying) smart kids.
-The oh-so-fake emo group. There aren't many of them, but theys wear as much eyeliner as they can&pretend to not give a crap about their grades.
- Thought it's a Catholic school, there are more gays than in NYC; parents send their kids there as "punishment" for their "sexual lifestyle" &the kids who think they're normal, but are super-annoying& don't leave the REAL normal people alone. (See stage 5 clinger)

-Freshmen: Babies who don't know how to walk in hallways. There's that group of freshmen who think they're hotter than anyone else, challenging the upper-classmen in volume levels, grades & even dating them.
-Sophomores: Obviously survived Freshmen year, so they think that entitles them to be the "Coolest Kids in School" and trample anyone in their path. Most obnoxious & dread actual work, like to complain.
-Juniors: Actually are serious about grades- they have college coming up. Suck-up to teachers, and try to flirt with the hot ones, which Kennedy has maybe two- visit their favorite teachers daily.
-Seniors: Can't wait to get out. The idiots flirt with the ditzy freshmen cheerleaders. Generally keep to themselves,.
Oh, you go to Kennedy Catholic High School? Are you gay or did you just think the uniform is sexy?
by LaLaLiexxx3 October 25, 2010
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A super rich Catholic school where there are actually super nice people and super big bitches but they're all rich. Population: 1500 and you can defintely find a friend.

Asian Tree: The huge tree in the middle of the quad where everyone who is a freak/ and/or Asian can find their soul mate.

Grassy Knoll: The Grass Place where candidates for upcoming elections give speeches, kids eat lunch, ASB sells pizza.

Sports Teams: Wins EVERYTHING!!!

Biggest Rivals: Saints, the all boys gay ass shit school in fucking shit North Park where bums live, everyone at this school is a fucking kook/prick and if they're not, they've transfered to Cathedral. Saints is gay AS FUCK
I'm going to Cathedral Catholic High School, the best school in San Diego. I'm rich, and I know it.
by CCHS playa March 19, 2012
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Dowling Catholic High School

A private high school located in West Des Moines Iowa. They are a religious school affiliated with the Catholic Church, but it is widely known that they do not care about academics, or even religion. They beat everyone in sports, only because they recruit black people to beat the crap out of the other teams in Iowa. They are commonly referred to as the "New York Yankees of the CIML". Dowling has gained it's athletic talent at the expense of almost every other high school in Iowa, most notably Valley High School, contrarily, I do not blame them, because at Valley High School, people are encouraged to suck penises for money.
FB player 1: hey man, did you get a recruiting letter from Dowling Catholic High School?
FB player 2: yeah man, i'm gonna go but only because they have more black people than us
by jackhackutterback October 16, 2011
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