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Cannabis Courage

Employing the same dynamics of Dutch Courage, but more subtler to spot on the surface, your friend is a clumsy idiot when sober, but thinks he is an instant yogi, mystic and guru, after only three drags of what he thinks is "instant brain cells" or "enlightenment" or "pure intelligence" or "creativity" rolled into one...but chases all the beautiful women away and attracts all the miserable single mothers and lonely but fatal strippers and pretty, but predatory prostitutes and users, because he has a boyish insecurity or complex or ego and weed simply magnifies that for him at the cost of everyone around him.
Random Victim: "Your friend is really smart."
Me: "Yeah he is a damn good Socrates when he is high, but a real Peter Griffin when he is not."

Random Victim: "What" or "Wut" or "Wah" or "Woot."

Me: "Its Cannabis Courage, that is all that is."

Random Victim (RV): "I don't know what you are on about"(UK) or "...aboot"(CAN) or "WTF"(US)...proceeds to befriend my friend for sometime in hopes some of that enlightenment dust rubbing off on him...6 months later Random Victim is paranoid schizophrenic that thinks the US Government is after him because he "knows too much" about Babylon.
by Dr. Great Guy July 22, 2019
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cannabis baby

A person who loves weed with a passion and they know a lot about it
by Lightskin jesus June 7, 2023
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Krillabis til Cannabis

The worst song ever created. Nobody knows how it was possible to conjure this horrible terrible dreadful horrendous frightful fearful awful terrible shockingly ugly hideous grim appalling... being? Creature? I don't know, should it even be classified as a song? I don't think so. 170 views, really? Pathetic. Give up. To Krillabis himself, know that listening to your "song" has ruined my life. I sit here every day, just waiting. Hoping. BEGGING for sweet release, because I just want it out of my life. Fuck you, Krillabis.
Brainwashed person: Hey have you heard of Krillabis to Cannabis? The song? It's amazing, you should listen to it. Krillabis til Cannabis is the best song ever made! It's
Other person: Uh, no, I haven't. Who has? It sounds horrible. I hate it just from the name.
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Cannabis

If cannabis was as deadly as the media wants you to believe, Willie Nelson wouldn't have lived to half the age he is now.
Legalize cannabis
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 20, 2024
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boofing liquid cannabis

So, boofing liquid cannabis is the act of utilizing cannabis oil in a syringe and shooting it up your rectum. It’s a very fast and intense high. You definitely need to get your snacks fast and get yourself to the couch or bed to chill as it hits fast. It’s so, so satisfying.
It’s been a VERY stressful week. Time to start boofing liquid cannabis to kick off the weekend. Oohhhh! Ahhh! Yassss!
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
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John B’s Cannabis Farm

A farm with cannabis, THC Vapes, hashish, edibles, tobacco, Nicotine Vapes, MDMA, and more.
Wanna go down to John B’s Cannabis Farm (John B’s) to go hit some bud?
by JohnBsApproach December 30, 2023
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