CAF

Crazy as fu*k

Guy 1: Yo stay away from her. That girl is caf!
Guy2: ikr!

by Sk8life April 24, 2017

CAF

Chicks aren't funny

Girlfriend: she just told me the funniest story!

Me: CAF

by Villus April 25, 2017

CAF

Abbreviation for Cringy as Fuck. Reaction to someone being extremely awkward or embarrassing. Used especially when someone tries to obtain sympathy, virtue seek, or live vicariously, through made-up anecdotes.

Story-teller: "...They told him that she killed herself and left a note saying 'I killed myself because you wouldn't date me, all because I wasn't your type.' The boy looked at her face and realized she was the most beautiful thing he ever beheld. He fell to his knees and cried 'Why?! I should have given you the chance!' The next day they found him dead in his bedroom with a note next to him saying 'You were right. You are my type. I'm sorry.' If you believe types don't matter, re-post and share this with ten other people or else a ghost will eat your face."
Reply: "CAF..."

by Mimic22 November 22, 2017

CAF

A slang term for "Classy as F**k." Usually used in texting or Twitter

'"I saw that new suit you are wearing, it's CAF"

by BlackHawk812 September 3, 2016

CAF

"CUT AS FUCK"....Extremely annoyed, angry or upset. Another couple of levels up from just being CUT

"Man! you're CAF"
"Don't be so CAF!"
"Stevo's CAF!"

by A_B_M January 23, 2024

The suck for caf

Its when a girl is about to guve you head. You put your dick in a jar of preworkout and she sucks it off getting a caffeine buzz

Hey bro you ever tried the suck for caf?
Its when a girl sucks your dick while its covered in caffeine

by uncensored_BTW October 4, 2023

Caf-furious

1. The caffeine equivalent of hangry
2. Needing caffeine so bad you're angry

If there isn't coffee in my hand in the next 5 minutes, I'm gonna become caf-furious

by SubwaySandwich October 17, 2022