butt monkey

Someone's significant other.

My sister went out with her butt monkey last night

by Kandiss April 17, 2005

bohemian butt monkey

is a wierd person who just buggs u and u whant them to shut up they ware wierd odd clothes sit in the middle of a park and read with out moving for and hour or they have a duche bag mohawk and love pink so use this vary thoughful word in ur every day laguge and amaze your friends

the queer with the gay mohawk is a bohemain butt monkey!!!!

by unknown June 11, 2006

butt monkey

A universal descriptor, useful in just about any situation (see examples below), if used properly. It can be used in a variety of ways.

As fast as a buttmonkey, As slow as a buttmonkey, Hotter than 10,000 buttmonkeys or Colder than a buttmonkey in a deep freeze, It's raining like a buttmonkey with a firehose. Well I'll be a buttmonkey's uncle. It worked until you buttmonkeyed it!, Don't buttmonkey me, I know you're .......
You're a buttmonkey (bad thing). You're a buttmonkey (good thing). You bet your bottom buttmonkey. I wouldn't date her if she was the last buttmonkey on Earth.

by Eric the Computer Guy October 26, 2003

Rainbow butt monkey

A derogatory term used for African-American homosexuals

An African American man parading around in chaps at a gay pride parade

Hey look it's an rainbow butt monkey

by Ladies Man 627 November 22, 2018

butt monkey

someone who tends to other peoples wishes

"Steve: thanks for being a good butt monkey susan, and putting my coat away"

by Sean January 31, 2005

Dickriding Buttjockey

You

You are a Dickriding Buttjockey

by WorseThanHitler January 19, 2021

butt monkey

person or persons employed at a state mental institution pretending to work in order to draw a paycheck while only coming to work on paydays.

Paul has been the top butt monkey at New Mexico State Hospital since 1999.

by Wanda May 8, 2003