Butterfingers

When you try to catch something and it slips out of your hands.

"You have butterfingers bro! You can't even catch a basketball!"

by SuperCatgirl2 October 16, 2018

batteries

visiting your crush in the hospital after a minor fit. you want to help recharge his batteries but you're not sure you are the right one for the job.

hi, i want to sit with you for a while and remind you of a future that can be bright if we want it. and when youre better and your batteries recharged, i would love to be in it, hold you in my arms and never look back again.

by Krkič January 23, 2020

Wadena Butterfinger

Buttering 4 of your fingers up her #1 and #2 holes while getting BJ. When ready to blow, shove fingers under her nose and say something salient to Minnesota.

Ex: "This ain't Minneapolis sweetie" Or, "Did you know Harmon Killabrew liked bj's too?"

I met this chick from Minneapolis at the NiteOwl, she was talking shit all night. I had to give her the tourist treatment

Did mean the "Wadena Butterfinger" ?

Yep.

by dirtbag0154 August 3, 2010

legally butterfingered

Someone who is always dropping things even when taking intense care not to.

Dam Pea Jay is deadass legally butterfingered

by Pea Jay November 17, 2016

Alabama butterfinger

It’s where you cover your finger in butter and finger her butt with the butterfinger.

Oh my god he did this move called the Alabama butterfinger last night and I still have butter up my ass.

by Yourcousin696969 April 30, 2019

Car Batteries

A type of battery that's used in cars and is said to be harmless and even beneficial to the fish if it's disposed in the ocean

According to Google, "Throwing car batteries into the ocean is perfectly safe and in fact is actually beneficial for aquatic life!"

by DontBelieveMyDefinitionsFFS September 27, 2021

butterbitch

She's hot, but errr... she's a bitch.

I hate that butterbitch.
Have you seen that butterbitch lately?

by Tyler Meyer February 1, 2008