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turd burgling

When one steals someone else's terds without their permission. A lot of the times turd burgulars hide the terds and often place them in a wheel barrell.
The other memember of the tooting twosome enjoys turd burgling from her friends. She steals their poop and hides it.
by Amanda330931 March 3, 2008
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Burlington

I couldn't use a public restroom because someone busted a Burlington.
by Honey Walnut Shrimp March 19, 2009
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burping the baby

Yet another term for a wank. In the same way you bounce a baby up and down and give it a rub to make it burp, a man bounces his member around, gives it a rub and hopefully burps out some spoodge.
Dude 1: "Yo! Good day at work?"
Dude 2: "Nah Dawg, I ended up burping the baby in the gents to keep me sane."
by Wizards Sleeve October 14, 2006
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Burbling

When a person talks constantly not following a random or vague train of thought usually almst ignoring the imput of the other members of the conversation. Often occurs when a person if tired and chatty.
Please stop burbling, your starting too piss everyone off, just go to sleep.
by SteffanW January 14, 2009
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Burlingame Crime Family

The Burlingame crime family is only led by one family (as far as we know) and that family is the Figarelli family with their Don being Mackenzie "The Man Who Sold The World" Gordon and his consigliere going by the name "Crucial" and his under-boss going by the alias J.M. and the family has a few business there and if you happen to go to the right one and mention his name the business owners may reply knowing who he is and he occasionally visits Broadway Burlingame
Did you hear about the Burlingame Crime Family?
by Tomo dairy Auckland March 4, 2018
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Burping the turtle

My mom opened the door and i got cought red handed burping the turtle!
by Jj clayt November 11, 2020
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Burlington Ham

This is the act of shoving your own testicles.into your anus, using all natural honey as lube.
Damn, jack had a few Burlington hams this weekend.
by KimbosBellyButton April 5, 2021
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